Jokes heard on the Jungle Cruise.....

[rickybobby]

that were different from the canned ones like "the back side of water".
Heard this one our last trip. What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy and the other one is a little lighter.

 

[NotUrsula]

I don't know if it's a standard part of the spiel there, but at DLR: "if you'll look to your right, you can see Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Endless Line"

 

[jaiminee krikit]

that were different from the canned ones like "the back side of water".
Heard this one our last trip. What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy and the other one is a little lighter.

Last summer we had the best skipper. She added a bunch of jokes, but the only think I can remember... We were by the baby elephants and she said "If you stay quiet, you'll be able to hear them calling for their mothers" and she leans over the front of the boat and yells "MOM!!!!" I don't know why, but DD14 and I still laugh about that one!