Uncle Remus
Raconteur / can't name 'em Jeb
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UGH!! I wanna stick that "Pause" button where the sun don't shine!![]()

UGH!! I wanna stick that "Pause" button where the sun don't shine!![]()
I mean she did not even have the GUTS to add that she threw it in the desert with the gun.
JM HAS TO ADDRESS THIS HOLSTER.
She'll say she got confused, or she don't remember.
JM: Ma'am, lets talk about this holster. You said in recross the gun was in a holster correct?
JA: Yeah, I guess.
JM: You guess? I don't want you to guess, was the gun in a holster?
JA: Which gun?
JM: Which gun are we talking about? Do you have a problem with your memory?
JA: Sometimes.
JM: Ma'am, you told us in recross that after you got Travis' gun off the top shelf, it was in a holster, remember that?
JA: Yes.
JM: So was Travis' gun in a holster?
JA: I don't remember.
JM: You don't remember? Then why did you say when you got the gun and pointed it at Travis, you pulled it out of the holster?
JA: I don't know.
JM: Ma'am, was there a holster yes or no?
JA: Yeah, I guess.
JM: Ma'am, yes or no?
JA: Yes.
JM: Then what happened to the holster?
JA: I don't know, I never saw it again.
JM: Which is what you just told us right?
JA: I don't remember saying that.
JM: Ma'am, one of the jurors questions was "what happened to the holster? Right?
JA: Yes
JM: And you answered "I never saw it again, right?"
JA: Saw what again?
Etc., Etc..
She'll say she got confused, or she don't remember.
JM: Ma'am, lets talk about this holster. You said in recross the gun was in a holster correct?
JA: Yeah, I guess.
JM: You guess? I don't want you to guess, was the gun in a holster?
JA: Which gun?
JM: Which gun are we talking about? Do you have a problem with your memory?
JA: Sometimes.
JM: Ma'am, you told us in recross that after you got Travis' gun off the top shelf, it was in a holster, remember that?
JA: Yes.
JM: So was Travis' gun in a holster?
JA: I don't remember.
JM: You don't remember? Then why did you say when you got the gun and pointed it at Travis, you pulled it out of the holster?
JA: I don't know.
JM: Ma'am, was there a holster yes or no?
JA: Yeah, I guess.
JM: Ma'am, yes or no?
JA: Yes.
JM: Then what happened to the holster?
JA: I don't know, I never saw it again.
JM: Which is what you just told us right?
JA: I don't remember saying that.
JM: Ma'am, one of the jurors questions was "what happened to the holster? Right?
JA: Yes
JM: And you answered "I never saw it again, right?"
JA: Saw what again?
Etc., Etc..
She'll say she got confused, or she don't remember.
JM: Ma'am, lets talk about this holster. You said in recross the gun was in a holster correct?
JA: Yeah, I guess.
JM: You guess? I don't want you to guess, was the gun in a holster?
JA: Which gun?
JM: Which gun are we talking about? Do you have a problem with your memory?
JA: Sometimes.
JM: Ma'am, you told us in recross that after you got Travis' gun off the top shelf, it was in a holster, remember that?
JA: Yes.
JM: So was Travis' gun in a holster?
JA: I don't remember.
JM: You don't remember? Then why did you say when you got the gun and pointed it at Travis, you pulled it out of the holster?
JA: I don't know.
JM: Ma'am, was there a holster yes or no?
JA: Yeah, I guess.
JM: Ma'am, yes or no?
JA: Yes.
JM: Then what happened to the holster?
JA: I don't know, I never saw it again.
JM: Which is what you just told us right?
JA: I don't remember saying that.
JM: Ma'am, one of the jurors questions was "what happened to the holster? Right?
JA: Yes
JM: And you answered "I never saw it again, right?"
JA: Saw what again?
Lather, rinse, repeat
HURRY UP!!!! We have 30 minutes 'til the lunch break!!!!
So I envision Nurmi moonlighting on weekends as a rapper...Can't you picture him with some gold chains around his neck? With those glasses, hair and watches he reminds me of Heavy D
sorry...sidebars get boring
So I envision Nurmi moonlighting on weekends as a rapper...Can't you picture him with some gold chains around his neck? With those glasses, hair and watches he reminds me of Heavy D
sorry...sidebars get boring