Its time for.. HOW UNDER-FUNDED IS YOUR SCHOOL?

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Today.. probably the best story EVER.

My friends class.
HAD A BAT IN IT. XD

The teacher screamed and jumped on the desk (Its a guy) and then the bat flew out the door.
Im sorry.

Thats just TOO GOOD.


Any animal or insane school stories?
 
In our cooking class we always had mice running around in the lights. The long kinda clear lights. You could see them running around.
Then one of our teachers told us they had tons of bugs crawling around.
 

Nope.
It's only in it's 2nd year.
State of the art EVERYTHING,except the cirriculum. :rolleyes:
 
It's not disgusting or anything. But by the end of the year like most of May and all of June we have absolutly no paper.
 
My school is okay, we have some buildings which are 20 years old and then the 'old building' is at least 60... I think. I think we are okay not blazing rich but enough for several computer rooms which actually work and 2 nintendo wii's (which, btw - I have never tried at school). In the old building there is a mouse trap in every classroom.
 
well im at a private prep school...so its pretty well funded. They just put the funds in all the wrong areas, imho.

Seriously we NEED a new auditorium, but nooo they put new hard-wood floors in both gyms...then replace both of them a year later. :confused3
 
In my 8th grade science class, a bird somehow got into the ceiling. It flew out in one of the air flow ducts and kept flying at the window. My teacher grabbed it and let it out through a window. It was funny.

And in my elementary school, some of the classrooms had sinks in them, and we always had centipedes in there. It was sooo gross.
 
HEhehehe we had birds in our classs roms once casuse theres nests all over the place outside and we have the windows open
 
My friend Rachel found a cockroach in her locker.
She sprayed some seriously-nasty smelling vanilla stuff on it.
Yikes.
My teacher told me to kill it.
I said, " Go get a janitor "
She said, " Geh. Fine. "
The JANITOR got scared.
She's a girl. And very small and wimpy. Lol.

Then Rachel said

" Cass, you know cockroaches lay eggs? "
and I said..
" Yep. Betcha have some in your backpack!"

She ran. Screaming her head off.
 
Hah.
Ghosts.

Literally.
Doors open and close themselves.
I get fingerprints on my back of things trying to push me down the steps and I KNOW NO ONE IS THERE.

What else...

Oh yeah.
We had paper shortage.
So we all were FORCED to bring in paper or else people would call home to our family's.

What else.
Oh yeah.

My science teacher started describing things but making sure it was educational ex :

Okay class perfect example of a hypothesis..


"IF our school had enough money THEN we would be doing the lab that the county says that we should do."


xD

We haven't done a lab in ...forever.


I could go on forever....
 
Today.. probably the best story EVER.

My friends class.
HAD A BAT IN IT. XD

The teacher screamed and jumped on the desk (Its a guy) and then the bat flew out the door.
Im sorry.

Thats just TOO GOOD.


Any animal or insane school stories?
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My old elementary school is located near this big woods place. Bunches and bunches of wild animals there. So in fifth grade I was sitting in science class bored to tears. All of a sudden, this long green snake proceeds to literally climbs in through the window. My teacher (a large, overweight male) screams like a little girl (no joke) and jumps on his desk all the while yelling for the police. His colleagues never let him live it down.
 
Hah.
Ghosts.

Literally.
Doors open and close themselves.
I get fingerprints on my back of things trying to push me down the steps and I KNOW NO ONE IS THERE.

What else...

Oh yeah.
We had paper shortage.
So we all were FORCED to bring in paper or else people would call home to our family's.

What else.
Oh yeah.

My science teacher started describing things but making sure it was educational ex :

Okay class perfect example of a hypothesis..


"IF our school had enough money THEN we would be doing the lab that the county says that we should do."


xD

We haven't done a lab in ...forever.


I could go on forever....
:lmao:
 
My school is in pretty bad shape we have roaches (EEEEK!!!!) and rats. Our teachers even joke saying "don't leave food rappers we dont want to leave food for the pets". Its pretty disturbing.
 
Our school is only in it second year except for the gym and the band room and they completely renovated those areas and theres lots of areas in the school where theres a garbage can because it leaks water and they dont have enough money to fix the roof also today in the band room we found that the tiles are shift and about to fall down on us
 

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