pkondz
Brace yourself for immediate disintegration
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I woke up naturally at 7am today!
Normally you wake up unnaturally?
It was raining but the animals were still out
Disney should not allow rain.
I mean, geez. Put the dome up. Control the weather. Something...
That's not a muffin! That's a tiny blob!
That big dinner at The Diamond Horseshoe must’ve stretched my stomach or something.
I had ANOTHER bagel with cream cheese, and TWO MORE blueberry muffins![]()
Holy cow!
I had three breakfasts holy cow.
I just said that!
Wait... did you eat a whole cow too???
But we had no ADRs booked today so I may as well make the most of the club food.
(Now I’m engaging in some serious mental gymnastics to justify eating three breakfasts.)
Perfectly legit. Totally get it. Makes absolute sense.
Whatever, all those plates of food were clearly for me and my husband and my two children, DON’T JUDGE.

Look how proud I was of myself LOL.
No regrets.
If it was a tattoo it'd be "No regerts"
Rainy.
Tragic
Here’s my cute Cath Kidston backpack I brought on this trip.
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Is it really a backpack? Straps on the other side?
…and Hymie’s poncho.
He looks very comfortable in it.
We rode the ride and joined the manatee show!
I’ve managed to document their weight gain over the past few years!
Sept 2014: 1423 / 1515
Sept 2015: 1492 / 1600
Sept 2016: 1520 / 1617
I was told they were going to release Little Joe... back in '15.
That's a lot of romaine lettuce.
Almost as heavy as we were after 3 weeks of club level and dining plan.

FLAMBOYANT CUTTLEFISH (that’s their real name!)
Nah. Chosing to not believe you.
I was kinda sad because I couldn’t find my favourite ugly fish anywhere.
Jamie asked what it was called and I said
“I don’t know but it’s really ugly and miserable”
And he said,
“No wonder it’s your favourite.”

Then we came across something I’ve never seen before, and I don’t think I even knew it was a thing!
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They're using it again! I remember seeing it in use in 87 or 92.
Then we headed out of the Seas, throwing some shade back at condescending seahorse on the way.
Nothing more rude than a snarky seahorse.
Unfortunately he doesn’t think my 90s yellow ponchos are very stylish![]()
He's wrong. 90s yellow ponchos never go out of style.
Why does that tiny astronaut stand on that poor guy's shoulder?
I’ve been to the Sistine Chapel at The Vatican where Michelangelo painted this IRL!
Bucket list item.
Jamie won reaction time and hand eye coordination, and I won memory evaluation.
But he didn't beat his time of... 0.0.
Epcot was absolutely DESERTED today.
This was 1pm on the Friday of Labor Day weekend!
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Where is everyone?
Wait... Did you jump over a rope by any chance?
I really like the indoor queuing area of this ride, even though I didn’t get any good photos of it.
Tough one to get.
I think it’s cute and I bet kids love it.
I wouldn’t wait a long time for it though.
I liked it well enough. But I would never stand in line for it.
My only gripe is that I’m not really a fan of the new half-animatronic, half-projection thing.
One of my favourite things about new attractions is watching how impressive and advanced animatronics are becoming.
Projecting the faces on like this just feels like cheating a bit.. like taking the “easier option” rather than really pushing themselves.
Not saying I hate them by any means, I think it’s an innovative idea, it’s just not the direction I hoped animatronics would go..
Interesting. I have very mixed feelings.
In some respects I agree with you... and yet... you get much better facial expressions.
But they sure don't photograph well!
I don’t think I’d like the famous school bread because I don’t like coconut
We can be friends.
We headed to a fastpass kiosk and somehow found one for the new Soarin’ Around the World in about 45 minutes time!!!
You did not! That's not possible!
The wait time for Living with the Land was posted at 0 minutes!![]()
I wonder if they've ever had to change that sign?
I was careful to not photograph anyone’s children, but just to the side of this, kids were just running around in circles going bananas and having SO much fun.
That's true! That place always has kids running around having fun!
The picture quality is great, it’s amazingly high definition, particularly the Eiffel Tower scene.
Er... you know the entire thing is CGI, right?
And the quality is great.... as long as you're sitting in the center. If you're on the sides.... it's horrible.
We both agreed we would rather there weren’t any CGI animals (the elepants in particular),
For me it was the polar bears right at the beginning. I was really excited to see the show and..... wait.... polar bears don't move like that!
Me after a midnight shift.
Cute shot!

It was delicious! It has ham, turkey, bacon, jarlsberg and muenster cheese, tomatoes and mayo on multigrain bread!
Yum! Must remember this.
We sat in the outdoor seating area in the back corner, and spotted these two Vikings while we were eating.
They were just pointing at people and going ”AHH!”
LOL what a funny job.

Nah. I'd probably mess it up and say "HA!"
I don’t have much to say in this update, I just love this resort and want to share some photos!
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
chocolate brownies topped with peanut butter!
Hello!!
Also notice that we were sat as close to the food as possible![]()
#priorities
We sat out on the balcony, OBV.
Natch.
This giraffe got so close to this truck!
Newsflash! Giraffe attacks tourist laden truck!
Amendment... "Headless giraffe attacks tourist laden truck."
Hmmm this one isn’t on the animal viewing guide.
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Obviously a small dog of some sort.
I snapchatted this.
After posting the American flag on snapchat yesterday, people were so confused about where I actually was!

They can do that?!?!?!?
We also watched Harry Potter.
I didn't know he was kept there too.
Also here’s our combined magic band collection!
We have every colour of magic band v1.0!
Everyone needs a hobby!
I went back on the balcony and there were so many animals right outside.
Holy crap! Where'd they all come from??
We were heading to Animal Kingdom tonight!
So weird! I still have trouble wrapping my head around that.
After the whole "We can't have AK open late so we don't disturb the animals."
I guess they decided $$ was more important.
We waited almost an hour for a bus
This is possible???
It was also hard to be annoyed because there was a really energetic family there too – mum and dad and a daughter who was around 17.
They were cheering for buses as they came around the corner, then laughing hysterically in disbelief when it wasn’t for Animal Kingdom… AGAIN!

While we were watching, a toddler in the stroller next to us dropped his shoe on the floor. It was basically touching the wheel of the stroller, it wasn’t like he’d kicked it into the middle of the path or anything.
Then a large family were walking through in front of us all, and the kid at the front of the group, probably about 10 years old, saw it, picked it up, said,
“Someone’s shoe!”
THEN DROP KICKED IT ACROSS THE PATH.
It flew a few feet ahead of them, and they all just continued walking..!!!
The family of the shoe looked at each other in disbelief and were like,
“…was that the baby’s shoe…?!??!”
What?????
Then we headed to Everest!
It was our first time in the dark.
Cool! I have to try that!
We could see the Jungle Book show from the climb![]()
The Jungle Book show? Never heard of this.
“There doesn’t seem to be any track!”
Did you all died?
I had a beef gyro flatbread and Jamie had chicken skewers (but ended up eating some of mine too, of course).
You chose wisely. The sausage was... meh... at best.
The beef flatbread was very tasty, it’s my favourite thing that I’ve tried at Harambe Market.
Now you tell me!
I didn’t enjoy the tart because it was coconutty
Yuck. Gross.
After our meal we rode Kilimanjaro Safari AT NIGHT.
How cool.
They do that?!?!?!?
They really aren't too worried about disturbing the animals any more.
Moment of silence.
Cute couple in front.


When we got to the bus stop, the enthusiastic family who had been waiting almost an hour with us earlier were at the front again!
They saw us and shouted down the line,
“DON’T JYNX US!!!”

A few minutes later a bus looked like it was pulling into our stop, but it veered off at the last minute, and the family yelled at us,
“LEAVE! GET OUT OF THE LINE!!!”
It was so funny, we were all laughing so much.

I really like this family.
Wonder if they'd adopt?