Ooh, I got one. Giving other DISers false hope. A few examples that I've seen. I paraphrased them because I don't feel like using the search that takes 5 hours
OP: I'm going to WDW on July 4th. What are the crowds like?
P#1: Oh, it's sort of crowded but it's still fine!
P#2: We loved it! We didn't wait more than 20 minutes
Or another one
OP: My DD is shy. She has trouble making friends, and her grades are kind of slipping. Her teacher says she won't answer questions in class, and she doesn't like presenting her projects. What is happening?
P#1: Your kid is probably gifted/talented!
P#2: Oh yeah, definitely!
P#3: Gifted/talented kids are always like that!
*****, please. [/Chris Crocker]