Is Grandma a Princess or a Pirate? UPDATE 9/28! The Last Suppah! PICS!! Pg. 69!

[Hedy]

Lexie is too cute!

 

[carrieannie]

I`m here!! Reading the latest update!

 

[ncsjodi]

I dare you to say that to your Motha!

 

[Marshay]

But…we had no batteries to take pics with. So, I suggested that we go into Town Hall and grab some batteries real quick like before lining Lexie up for her first meet of the day.

My mother lost her ever-lovin’ mind. She shrieked at me as only a Jewish motha could.

“NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE THE WAY YOU WANT IT TO BE JENNIFER!!! ALL WE’VE BEEN DOING IS WHAT YOOUUUUUU WANT! NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE YOUUUUURRRR WAY!”

“THIS WHOLE TRIP I’VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU AROUND AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS GET LEXIE TO SEE PINOCCHIO AND JIMINY CRICKET!”

I scooped up batteries and was outside in time to catch this…

First -- you are such a good daughta!!

And I would personally not allow the Motha any of the Pinocchio pictures!!

I really have to say that today's chapter made your Motha...esp to "act like a 2 yo on purpose???". I don't know how you stay sane with her...I assume there won't be future Motha/Daughta trips?? This alone would make me say, "No way, No how."

We were able to walk right into the Laugh Floor. And sit right down. And snap an illegal pic.

When I snapped that picture…the monster screamed out and fell on the floor. He claimed I blinded him…

Oh, this is hysterical!!! That would have been too funny to see!

So, we headed off to the castle to BBB! Which may I say…last year, we took meeska’s daughter Kaia to BBB in DTD. The one in the castle is soooooo much better. The atmosphere is better. There is a waiting area for family. There are not 100 racks of princess crap for the girls to thumb through all within 15 feet.

Thanks for the pics and advice on BBB. Somehow I think that BBB is a definite for our future...and I'll choose the castle!

Lexie looks so magical!! It's so cool to see her all dressed up like a princess!

My take on the whole situation is…she’s just crazy. Always has been…always will be. But, in the off chance that she pulls something like that again…I always carry the “shut-up” look with me. And I have prepared a speech for just an occasion such as that…

“HELP!!! CALL 911!!! SHE’S OFF HER MEDS AND SHE CAN GET VERY DANGEROUS!!!”

We’ll see if she pulls that again!

Oh, I really like that response!!! And it can be used in many circumstances!!! I'm going to tuck that away in case I ever need it!

 

[HomeschoolMama]

I can't believe she yelled like that!

When you were describing the "SHUT UP look" I found myself doing what you said.

That monster was a drama queen.

I think the new response is a winner.

 

[askelton]

“NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE THE WAY YOU WANT IT TO BE JENNIFER!!! ALL WE’VE BEEN DOING IS WHAT YOOUUUUUU WANT! NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE YOUUUUURRRR WAY!”

Oy vey!

She must be glad to have this cute picture!

When I snapped that picture…the monster screamed out and fell on the floor. He claimed I blinded him…

he, he

She appears to be smiling.

And just as we sat down…the FGMIT…(her name escapes me)…stole Jon’s sunglasses. She threatened to make him into a princess if he decided to take them back…

That's great!

“Everyone…please be on your best behavior…as we have a Disney princess on board.”

Awesome!

 

[rentayenta]

Lexie looks adorable! The mutha needs her meds adjusted! You are a better DD than I am.

 

[jkswimming]

“NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE THE WAY YOU WANT IT TO BE JENNIFER!!! ALL WE’VE BEEN DOING IS WHAT YOOUUUUUU WANT! NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE YOUUUUURRRR WAY!”

Why shouldn't everything be your way....that seems perfectly natural to me!

"And she stomped…YES, STOMPED…out to the line for Jiminy."

Well of course she did.

Lexie is adorable times infinity!!!

 

[KatGarcia]

Besides the motha’s temper tantrum, we had had an awesome morning. When we spoke about her fit later, she said she felt like I was being too “controlling” during our vacation, and that’s why she acted like a 2-year-old. For the record, she asked me to plan our trip. She said she didn’t want to worry about what we were doing or where we were going. When I brought this up, she said she felt “rushed.” I explained that I was only trying to get she and Lexie to experience as many things as possible during this trip.

I know this feeling all too well...remember I'm the Disney Commando Touring Nazi after all. We try, no one ever gets it but they aren't complaining when they get on everything with no lines right????

I love the illegal pic story from Laugh Floor!!!

 

[puggymom]

OK, what did Motha have for breakfast?

Did she possibly eat some very un kosher bacon.

That might explain the ludicrous behaviour she displayed.

Sorry, you went through that

Lexie looks great, a real little princess.

 

[Trentmom]

Sounds like your mom had her panties in a bunch

Glad the rest of the morning seemed to go okay


Lexie looked adorable.

How awesome she got her own announcement on the bus

 

[lazydoxy66]

I'm sorry, but I would have sent the Motha packin'! Is she on meds?

“Everyone…please be on your best behavior…as we have a Disney princess on board.”

Lexie got her own announcement!!!

This is just precious! Lexie is precious also. Great pics!

 

[Goofyluver]

Oh my!
I sounds like you handled the motha situation very well--I was cringing with embarassment for you as I read it!

I cringed too...and I was there.

Oh my gosh, I would have died if I had been with somebody acting like that.

I wanted to...trust this.

I jsut did and paid attention to the various components - you're spot-on!

See??? Everyone has their own version!

I double dog dare you.

You know Jen's always up for a dare!!!

Lexie is too cute!

Thanks. We think so too!

I`m here!! Reading the latest update!

Oh Ed! It wouldn't have been the same without our resident bartender!!

I dare you to say that to your Motha!

I'll let you know as soon as I get to pull that one out!!

I really have to say that today's chapter made your Motha...esp to "act like a 2 yo on purpose???". I don't know how you stay sane with her...I assume there won't be future Motha/Daughta trips?? This alone would make me say, "No way, No how."

Remind me of this fact if I ever get a wild hair up my butt again.

That monster was a drama queen.

It was hilarious though.

 

[Goofyluver]

She appears to be smiling.

I think it hurts her though.

Lexie looks adorable! The mutha needs her meds adjusted! You are a better DD than I am.

Got any recommendations for something I can slip into her Maneschevitz??

Well of course she did.

Right???

I know this feeling all too well...remember I'm the Disney Commando Touring Nazi after all. We try, no one ever gets it but they aren't complaining when they get on everything with no lines right????

We can be Nazis together I guess...

OK, what did Motha have for breakfast?

Did she possibly eat some very un kosher bacon.

That might explain the ludicrous behaviour she displayed.

Well, pork is the devil.

How awesome she got her own announcement on the bus

It's just one of those things that Disney does that makes everything more special!

I'm sorry, but I would have sent the Motha packin'! Is she on meds?

 

[Marshay]

Remind me of this fact if I ever get a wild hair up my butt again.

Yeah, isn't it amazing how we {sometimes} forget the negatives and try to focus on the postitives...Think childbirth!!

 

[Goofyluver]

Guess what???

I just have to show her off!

My younger brother and his baby momma (don't ask) had a daughter this past Saturday...and I wanted to show her off!

This is Addison Riley. 7 lbs. 5 oz.

Here is Jon giving his new cuz a kiss!

And here are all 5 grandkids together. From the left: Maddy (4), Lexie...the big sister (4), Jon holding baby Addison, and Isa (3)

 

[Goofyluver]

Yeah, isn't it amazing how we {sometimes} forget the negatives and try to focus on the postitives...Think childbirth!!

 

[rentayenta]

Got any recommendations for something I can slip into her Maneschevitz??

A little Effexor never hurt anyone.


And for the record, prepare Jon because if we meet in May, I am going to squeeze him!!! The new bambina is darling too!

 

[Goofyluver]

A little Effexor never hurt anyone.


And for the record, prepare Jon because if we meet in May, I am going to squeeze him!!! The new bambina is darling too!

I need to talk to Meeska about our dates. I think as long as we get there around Kaia's b-day she will be good!!

 

[rachel3]

OMG , jen you are a saint for not telling her off , right then, right there!!!

i like the help call 911 !!!!