I guess since I inspired this (what an honor?) I'll jump in here and stay with the canine theme. How about replacement parts for neutered dogs called Neuticles . It must be for dogs with self esteem problems. Check out the Merchandise Mart.
HAHAHAHA Thanks Indyman...you've just supplied my Friday night entertainment with that link. LOL
Watch For The Publishing Of Neuticles
Inventor Gregg Miller's Book:
Going NUTS!
Now taking advance orders!
and..
"I've put off neutering "Crooked Joe" for months and when I found out about Neuticles and spoke to them it made me feel better about neutering. Joe not only looks the same now- but doesn't know he's missing anything."
The sale of the diamond necklace that had been hid by the thief in, shall we say, a private place out of which solid waste is eliminated---wierd and gross!