I got a laugh out of this when I read it a week or so ago, and maybe some of you will too. 
The following was contributed by a Gayla Bieksha of Hubbardston, MA and published in "Life in These United States," Reader's Digest, Aug 2004, p. 233.


The following was contributed by a Gayla Bieksha of Hubbardston, MA and published in "Life in These United States," Reader's Digest, Aug 2004, p. 233.
Blood may be thicker than water, but baseball beats them both. I learned this after explaining to my two boys that they were half Lithuanian, on their father's side, and half-Yankee, meaning their other set of grandparents came from an old New England family.
My younger son looked worried. "But we're still a hundred percent Red Sox, right, Mom?"

