Inside info---The fix is on ! ! ! Hmmm, Phil ???

[john59]

Yes, you have all seen Pauxanatomicyaoneey Phil, or whatever the Groundhog has for a first name. He has been on TV recently.

YAY ! ! ! Spring and then summer will be here early, not the extra weeks of winter. This is what the so-called experts are saying.

HE (Phil) HAS SEEN or HAS NOT SEEN HIS SHADOW (I will figure that out some day) at Gobblers Knob Pennsylvania. But, hold on.

Being a dedicated PA groundhog hunter, the Phil you are seeing on TV is a fraud, an impostor. The major clue is that this impostor is not drinking beer.

Plus, it is so FRIGGIN' cold with snow and ice at Gobblers Knob and the rest of Pennsylvania, Phil is not coming up, out of his boro, or is it borrow,or borough. Anyhow, His dang HOLE.

Here is the real deal Phil, at his best . When you are constantly sloshed, who cares about winter, spring, fall or summer.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

John, I can't say that I blame him for being sloshed, with the kinda winter all hav had so far, it's a great way to kill time when yer snow'd in,

I'm gonna figure outta way to come up with a forecasting fish,
I'll call him True Weather Trout. (this may take a while to do)

 

[2goofycampers]

Ok, I have never tried groundhog. What does it taste like ?

 

[3gr8kids]

Ok, I have never tried groundhog. What does it taste like ?

Chicken!

 

[Teamubr]

I see the problem. He's drinking foreign beer! (Ya, I'm from St Louis and I'm still not over the ImBev deal) There are plenty of micro breweries out there, at least he cound have gone for some Yuengling or something.

j