In the year 2029...

[Charade]

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.


France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .

Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.

 

[WonderfulDreamer2]

 

[Cantw8]

OK, I'm even going to laugh at the first one What happened to that print? It wasn't that big the first time I read it???

 

[Charade]

OK, I'm even going to laugh at the first one What happened to that print? It wasn't that big the first time I read it???

That's because the email I got said it was headlines from 2029 so I made them bigger plus added one.

 

[The Mayor]

The Chelsea Clinton and France ones made burst right out

 

[Bending Branch]

I'd like that camera for sure

 

[EEYOREMAMA]

I totally needed a laugh today. Thanks for giving me one

 

[Lil_Tink]

 

[Samandmom]

 

[Kitty 34]

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[Charade]

bump for the morning crowd...

 

[Galahad]

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

That would be President Chelsea Clinton and her husband George Prescott Bush.

 

[Charade]

That would be President Chelsea Clinton and her husband George Prescott Bush.

Oooo, you're rotten!!!

 

[rabx5]

The top one made me giggle- and I'm a woman

 

[CapeCodTenor]

That would be President Chelsea Clinton and her husband George Prescott Bush.

 

[MissMinnie]

Oooo, that first one is going to get you in trouble...........

 

[GeorgeG]

A good laugh to start the day. Thanks!

 

[crcormier]

That would be President Chelsea Clinton and her husband George Prescott Bush.