Quick post for now. Yes, I am up. Yes, everyone else is still sleeping.
LOOONG post later tonight when the rest of the team abandons me.
They all head to the airport this afternoon and I stay on. My family arrives on Thursday. So I will have this afternoon, all day Wednesday, and Thursday morning in Disney World by myself. Whatever shall I do?
Yesterday was a blast! Got a late start. (Lisa--yes, a for real late start!) Had some antics and went to see Jo off. We cried. Very emotional. We ADORE Jo. Adore her. SO much fun and she is coming back next year. She has no choice.
Again, this is a shell of a post with all details coming later.
After Jo was safely on her bus, Liz, Nancy, Amy, and I went to storm the offices of RunDisney while Kat and EE went on to DHS. Got to Wide World of Sports, Nancy and I went to storm the office, Amy didn't speak English, and Liz was the driver of the mafia get-away car. Good times. By this time Nancy and I had converted Amy and Liz was the only adult left.
Gremlin is contagious.
Off to DHS. Fastpasses for RnR, lunch at the commissary, singing on the Great Movie ride (not appreciated by the family in front of us), then to wait for TSM since the FPs were already gone for the day. The wait wasn't too bad. Maybe 40 minutes?
Of COURSE I threw down with Nancy. THREW DOWN! And TIM, the awesome CM at the top of the stairs was listening to us throw down and trash talk with each other before getting on the ride. And what does he do? Whips out 6 fastpasses and tells us we have to come and tell him who won!!! OMG, free fastpasses for Toy Story Mania! Holy f-ing magic!
So we ride TSM and naturally I kick Nancy's a$$ in accuracy. We all had fun. We ride again--see Tim and tell him our results--Nancy and I got our picture with him--but there was a ride malfunction so we never did get a true re-match.
Off to use our FPs on RnR. Amy is a full-on Gremlin by this time and CAN.NOT. stop laughing. Liz was sure she was going to die om the ride. We had a crappy song on the ride and couldn't sing to it, so we just WOOd our way. Yes, we are WOO Girls! Rock me, Steven.
And listen, there was NO ALCOHOL by this point. NONE. Well, I mean, sure we had drinks with Jo at 11am and beer with lunch at 2pm, but now it was like 5-ish. And Nancy, Amy, and I needed our drinkys and Liz was not letting us have them!
Hopped the bus to Epcot--Liz RAN for it! So Nancy and I ran in solidarity. Cause that's how we roll. Once in Epcot, we got FPs for Test Track and then began our quest to Drink Around the World!
First stop, Mexico. Margaritas. Next, Norway. Some weird glacier shot thing. And we meet Rose and Ashley. FUNNIEST drunk experience ever. They ran the race and saw us with our bling and came to chat. And Rose was SO drunk and SO SO SO funny. We all friended her on FB.
We skipped China and went right to Germany. They all had beer and Nancy and I had shots. Of course we did. All Gremlin, all the time by this point. Liz will give you the actual definition of gremlin. Sadly, it fits.
You may notice I am not mentioning EE much. Well, EE was SMASHED. I mean, BOMBED. It was really funny. So we were just sort of holding her up and dragging her along, WOO'ing all the way around World Showcase. Kat kept a constant beer going and maintained the right level of buzz throughout. That's Kat's Life Skill, by the way. Maintaining the perfect buzz. It's a good one.
We wanted Champagne in France, but it was hella expensive, so we passed. Instead went to England for FISH N CHIPS! OMG, Nancy and I had been CRAVING them since the night before and were denied. Not this time. We toasted Kelly and ate our fill. They drank beer. I had a shot of...? I don't know. Liz just put it in front of me.
Liz scored us a spot in the private viewing area for Illuminations. And I wasn't too drunk to type it. Just on my phone and wanted to watch the fireworks and not pay attention to my spelling!
Decided to walk out of Epcot via the International Gateway...as we do not like to become part of the sea of humanity leaving through the front gate. I had a serious *Rose Moment* (to be explained later) and Nancy dragged me to the nearest bathroom, because of course, Nancy knows where every single bathroom in the World is as she has to pee every 15 minutes.
Out front of Beach Club, hopped a cab back home to OKW. Woo'ing all the way.
Home, hot tub, beer, bed at 12:30. Fun, fun, fun day.
for your charger!!!
