Too freakin' funny. That's what you girls are. And fast. Fast on the keyboards.
Yeah. The infamous Liz is back! Hi Liz!
Liz,
It's so lovely and advantageous to moi that you love Canada. I'll be using that selling point since, besides my heritage, I will surely be a disappointment to you!
Purses
I own one. No, you are not hallucinating. That's right purse lover - one. And it's made of scuba diving material and I don't know why. Let me measure it for you. It's four inches wide and a whole seven in length.
Shoes
When Stacy on WNTW said to a participant, "What do you mean you don't like SHOES? WTH? Are you missing a gene or something?" I instantly felt special and all warm inside.
DISCLAIMER: It's really not my fault. Try going into store after store, year after year, and saying with a sigh "do you carry size eleven?" and get the answer "No, but we have tens. Which one do you want to try on?"
I swear I will put in jail for taking out a shoe salesman/woman one day. Do they tell sevens that they have it in a six and do want to try it on? I don't know, do they?

Forget what I like. I don't even allow my eyes to wander anymore.
Yes, yes there are a few stores - specialty and Payless. But some still don't have a lot of variety and some are way beyond my price range.
And of course eleven was not enough. I'm a D, E or F width.

Who knows but I consider myself fortunate because these feet came from a father with a webbed toe.

So I need to hush up - NOW.
Single man in Toronto
You'll probably hide him now.
Seriously, I'm such a chicken. Like 41 going on 12.
Everyone ...
Thank you so much for this group. You've been so sweet and generous. And it's worked already. I've got the exercise back on a better track. I haven't even gone after the eating yet and already the white capris, that gave me the "uh oh" squeeze with the pounds creeping back in after success, are feeling so much better.
Thank you all so much.
I'm sorry to hear about the disappointments some of you have been having with your families. Hope things improve somewhat.

Or a least venting helped the frustration.
Lisa