In Case of Emergency, Please Remove Your Bra

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http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/09/23/emergency-remove-bra/

Caught in a disaster? You'd better hope you're wearing the Emergency Bra. Simply unsnap the bright red bra, separate the cups, and slip it over your head -- one cup for you, and one for your friend.

Dr. Elena Bodnar won an Ignoble Award for the invention last year, an annual tribute to scientific research that on the surface seems goofy but is often surprisingly practical. And now Bodnar has brought the eBra to the public; purchase one online for just $29.95.

"The goal of any emergency respiratory device is to achieve tight fixation and full coverage. Luckily, the wonderful design of the bra is already in the shape of a face mask and so with the addition of a few design features, the Emergency Bra enhances the efficiency of minimizing contaminated bypass air flow," explains the eBra website.

It sounds silly, but Bodnar, a Ukraine native who now lives in Chicago, started her medical career studying the effects of the 1986 Chernobyl nuclear plant disaster. If people had had cheap, readily available gas masks in the first hours after the disaster, she said, they may have avoided breathing in Iodine-131, which causes radiation sickness.

The bra-turned-gas masks could have also been useful during the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, and for women caught outside during the dust storms that recently enveloped Sydney, she said.

"You have to be prepared all the time, at any place, at any moment, and practically every woman wears a bra," she said. Her patented devices also look pretty, no different from a conventional bra, she added.

According to a report on tech news site CNET, there are plans for a "counterpart device for men" in the works, though the precise shape it will take has yet to be revealed
 
oh my! ill wait to see if victoria secret picks them up & get one then! hahaha

shes definitely a creative thinker there!
 
I hope this becomes popular and we hold emergency drills on a daily basis :)
It isn't possible to be too prepared.
 
what happens if you have ginormous ****s - you wouldn't get a good seal & then if your ****s are too tiny - then it wouldnt' cover your face hardly..:lmao:
 

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I have already asked my friends in work to purchase me one for my upcoming birthday. And next week we're having a fire drill, so I'd really like it in red and here in time to wear for our drill. :thumbsup2
 
So that's my problem, my current bra is not the right material. It feels like it's suffocating my girls. And it 90 degree weather, I feel like I'm wearing oven mitts. I need a breathable bra. :thumbsup2 ;)
 
Can't wait until they install these on the airplanes too! I need a picture of all the "oxygen bras" dropping from the ceiling.

Hey, :idea:

Maybe I can get Disney to put that picture up on the castle next year? :rotfl:
 
I don't even want to think about the "counterpart device for men":eek:
 
Hoodie said:
I don't even want to think about the "counterpart device for men":eek:

LOL!!!! I am so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this thread!!
 


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