I'm starting a vent of the day thread

[preshi]

To the person who left me that very disturbing message trying to pass yourself off as someone else... get a life... stop being mad because I dont talk to you anymore... obviosuly I have good reason not to.

To RELO in Chicago learn how to keep track of your paperwork


Ahh much better

 

[debster812]

Ugh--sorry Preshi. Here's mine:

To my co-worker: Do NOT ask me to help you write the report you need to produce for the President (of the company) and then instead of sitting with me, and learning how to do it, spend a half an hour talking on the phone with your assorted friends and relatives. Grrrrrrr

Thanks Preshi--this helps.

 

[AirForceRocks]

Great thread Preshi, here's mine:

Don't contact me with baseless and hysterical accusations with zero evidence to support said accusations, and then continue to stand by those claims even when you have been proven to be a liar.

 

[Toby'sFriend]

to my upstairs a/c:
blow COLD air please. Not WARM, Not HOT
COLD!!!!!!!


Would somebody please send the a/c fixit person some hurry up and get to the Toby'sFriend house with the Freon Pixie Dust?

 

[December99]

To anyone:

Because I am a woman does NOT mean that I don't know jack and stop treating me so. When I prove I AM right - accept it and get on with life! I DO have a brain and DO know how to use it and generally if I say something I find out if the info is correct before saying so DON'T treat me like I don't know what I'm talking about. Generally I do and generally I will make you look like a horsesbehind!!!!!!!!

 

[delikado]

To the secretary/executive assistant who sits in the cubicle approx. 25-30 feet away from mine:

For the love of all things holy, please STOP spending all day on the telephone, talking to your friends and family about how awful your morning sickness is, or about how your mother-in-law thinks you can't cook for sh*t, or about how your husband won't do the dishes. I DON'T CARE, so you don't need to scream out your personal business for the entire floor to hear.

To all the dirty old men out there:

I know I'm a young Asian woman, but I certainly don't need to know about the Asian fetish you've been harboring all these years. And yes, I do know how to speak English.

 

[ryanpatricksmom]

To the office tart down the hall:

You have now had 2 vases of dead roses in your office for over 2 MONTHS!!!! We are all sufficiently wowed by your popularity. Please remove them before we need to call an exterminator.

To any leasing agents who are thinking about calling me today:

I'll pay you when your commission is due. If you call me before it's due, my carpal tunnel may start to act up when it's time to sign your check.

 

[Beauty]

To my child,

You are too Dramatic.....you aren't really even a teenager yet. You know I love you but PLEASE!! The woods ARE NOT yours. Other kids can ride through the woods besides you and Michael. You and Michael are not the begin and end all of the woods and you don't run the school or the neighborhood just because you think you do.



Note to myself....I almost wish my child was a nerd!! Boy if the only problems I had myself were the problems of a 12 year old!! Hey! Maybe I should enroll him in acting class for these dramatics!! But I really wonder who would give a flying fig if this person was his friend this week, or not his friend this week, or if this person is cool or this person isn't (Insert my child rolling his eyes here....as IF I am supposed to know that Hunter isn't cool)
Oh to be 12 again

 

[grinningghost]

To MIL:

Please do not call me only when you need to borrow money. I know you think we're loaded, but we aren't - because WE PAY OUR BILLS - therefore, it uses the money we have. And please refrain from visiting every living relative while we are at WDW, and griping about our obvious "wealth", and our lack of sharing it.

By the way preshi - GREAT THREAD!

 

[snoopy]

On the TOP of my list today:

Hey! You! The overpaid colleague, you KNOW who you are! Here's a thought: When you walk up with something you need done, don't expect me to drop what I'm doing that second to bail your cojones out of the fire because you can't plan more than 20 minutes ahead. The line forms to the left, &^%(*%. Shut up and wait, or give me a little more notice, but if you think you can pull that good ole' boy routine with me, you are sadly mistaken.

(and yes, I do find these threads immensely thereapeutic!)

 

[crazyme5kids]

Great thread!

To my family and whoever else gets in my way today:
Mommy is PMSing, enough said.

 

[preshi]

Originally posted by ryanpatricksmom




I'll pay you when your commission is due. If you call me before it's due, my carpal tunnel may start to act up when it's time to sign your check.

Oh man I feel ya... I am the check distributer here.... arent agents fun people

I give full credit to snoopy for the idea... it's halped me get it out and move on numerous times... Thanks snoops

 

[Serena]

How about a general vent to kids, life does not revolve around you, get over yourself.
I guess that could go for adults too.

 

[ILUVDXL]

Okay! Here I go. To my husband. All winter long and all of the spring you complained and complained about the weather. It rains too much, it snows too much, it's too cold. When are we ever going to see summer. Well now it's here and your complaining it's to hot. STOP IT! I've heard enough already. Will you please go to lunch.

 

[Cindy B]

To my college advisor:


Why on earth did you give me the advice that my math course I am enrolled in will "be a snap for you!" This is the last time I listen to you...



My professor:

You are a wonderful lady, and a great teacher...however, I would love for you to see that I do lousy on tests, and that I can orally present the information and do the problems any time.... I can't do timed tests, they make me nervous and flustered.


I'm also begging for a B in the class.... hope you hear that as well....

 

[snoopy]

Hey! You! Osama bin Parking Garage Man!!!

I KNOW that you would REALLY like to see me in a burqa and would love nothing more than me on my knees begging for the opportunity to park in your stinky, scary garage, but here is what I want you to do:

Do not say ONE word to me. Do not LOOK at me, Do not SNEER at me. Just give me my freakin sticker and be done with it, o.k.?

 

[noel]

Thanks Meagan. This is a fun thread!

Dear healthcare professionals(granted the ones I talked to today were anything but professional)
Each day you spend in your clinic is probably just antoher day at work for you. But for a patient like me calling or coming to your clinic involves a wealth of emotions ranging from hope and excitement to despair and frustration. But I think based on how I was treated today that you have lost sight of this.

 

[bpr2002]

to my boss:

1. I did not spend three years in law school to be a babysitter for your three year old while she tears up my office.

2. I really do eat lunch if you'd just get out of my office!!

3. Yes, I'd really like to go home to my husband to whom I haven't even been married a year!

4. No, I am not the mailman, I do not want to go all the way to the post office on my way home just to get it the mail out "earlier"

5. I don't care that you "got it" with a stripper last night.....

6. and yes, this office does open earlier than 10:30, you just don't know it because you are never here!

AND #7 I REALLY NEED A NEW JOB BECAUSE YOU AREN'T PAYING ME ENOUGH TO EVEN PAY MY STUDENT LOANS!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! That's better

 

[Christine]

To the 20-something girl co-worker in my office:

Please stop wearing that short sundress to work. It is NOT professional and you DON'T look good in it. The dress rides up in the back and we can see every bit of cellulite on the back of those thunder thighs of yours. You are NOT cute. Even the men in the office are repulsed by your thighs--they told me so.

 

[tc]

To the person driving behind on 95th this morning.

Relax, take a chill pill, stop and smell the roses. There's no need to pass me on a double yellow just because I am not going 55 in a 35. Life's too short.