After much contemplation, I've reached the conclusion that my Abby-something (Y.F. 
) brain has got to go. 
I figure pretty much any brain out there will be a vast improvement over what I've been workin' with (or not workin' with, as the case may be), so who would be willing to donate theirs (or someone else's
) or swap? 
Now, I'm not looking to get something for nothing (although it may very well be that I'm hoping to get sumpin'
for nuttin' 
). I'm not wealthy in a $$$ kinda way, but I am prepared to make an offer that perhaps a DISer can't refuse.
Here's the deal:
Your brain (or the brain of someone you, um, "love" 
) in exchange for...
-2 yet-to-be-activated adult WDW PAPs
-2 one-way LOR to SFA adult AutoTrain tickets, Deluxe Bedroom
-Accomodations for 18 nights total, some hopping required (includes FW campground, POP, CBR, POLY, off-site vacation home)
-any PS's, special events, etc., etc. I've secured up to the time of actual cerebral "sale"
-40 adult yellow WDW Mickey Mouse rain ponchos (didn't your mother teach you to be prepared?
)
-Hidden Mickey Field Guide and several different WDW guidebooks (ask for list)
-Variety of in-print and out-of-print Disney videos, DVDs, laserdiscs (including Song of the South!
), CDs, cassettes, 33 1/3 and 45 records, books, etc. (ask for list)
-eclectic mix of vintage and contemporary Disney collectibles and not-so-collectibles, etc. (ask for list)
-anything else I (or someone else I have access to or can get access to ) have Disney or otherwise (ask for list) with just a few exceptions*
*exceptions: 1) my Brain (spouse), although I might consider loaning him, 2) the "clothes on my back," although you may take my socks if you really, really want 'em, 3) I'd prefer not to spend my newly-acquired brain-cell time doin' time in a cell, so be advised I'll not break the law to up my ante and 4) I'm still undecided on the cat, give me a few to think about it.
I will, of course, toss in my Abby-Normal brain for free.**
**I guess that clinches the crazy kitty. Kinda like a buy one warped brain, get one free.
DISclaimer, fine print, etc., etc.: The above post is either seriously silly, or a silly kind of serious. You'll have to decide. I ain't sayin' which.
) brain has got to go. I figure pretty much any brain out there will be a vast improvement over what I've been workin' with (or not workin' with, as the case may be), so who would be willing to donate theirs (or someone else's
) or swap? Now, I'm not looking to get something for nothing (although it may very well be that I'm hoping to get sumpin'
for nuttin' ). I'm not wealthy in a $$$ kinda way, but I am prepared to make an offer that perhaps a DISer can't refuse. Here's the deal:
Your brain (or the brain of someone you, um, "love"
) in exchange for...-2 yet-to-be-activated adult WDW PAPs
-2 one-way LOR to SFA adult AutoTrain tickets, Deluxe Bedroom
-Accomodations for 18 nights total, some hopping required (includes FW campground, POP, CBR, POLY, off-site vacation home)
-any PS's, special events, etc., etc. I've secured up to the time of actual cerebral "sale"
-40 adult yellow WDW Mickey Mouse rain ponchos (didn't your mother teach you to be prepared?
)-Hidden Mickey Field Guide and several different WDW guidebooks (ask for list)
-Variety of in-print and out-of-print Disney videos, DVDs, laserdiscs (including Song of the South!
), CDs, cassettes, 33 1/3 and 45 records, books, etc. (ask for list)-eclectic mix of vintage and contemporary Disney collectibles and not-so-collectibles, etc. (ask for list)
-anything else I (or someone else I have access to or can get access to
) have Disney or otherwise (ask for list) with just a few exceptions**exceptions: 1) my Brain (spouse), although I might consider loaning him, 2) the "clothes on my back," although you may take my socks if you really, really want 'em, 3) I'd prefer not to spend my newly-acquired brain-cell time doin' time in a cell, so be advised I'll not break the law to up my ante and 4) I'm still undecided on the cat, give me a few to think about it.
I will, of course, toss in my Abby-Normal brain for free.**
**I guess that clinches the crazy kitty. Kinda like a buy one warped brain, get one free.
DISclaimer, fine print, etc., etc.: The above post is either seriously silly, or a silly kind of serious. You'll have to decide. I ain't sayin' which.
