I'm going to the Fort and I am going to bring.....

[Mr Man]

Ok,

CottontailCurl gave me the idea for this (so if this thread gets closed down, technically I have an accomplice). Have you ever played the game where you list out things you are going to bring with you on vacation It usually starts like......

I am going to pack my suitcase and I am going to bring.......a toothbrush. Then the next person says,
I am going to pack my suitcase, and I am going to bring my toothbrush and a reciprocating saw (ok, this guy is a little strange but I think you get it).

I get to start and this is my first thread AHWOOOGAH! Um, let me tone that down a bit........ (get it back on track MrMan).



I am going to Fort Wilderness and I am going to bring my........
Redneck Dog Wilbur

Ok ok, not really my dog but you get the point. basically, as long as it is something you will take with you to the Fort, you are good to go.


Funny pictures are good......and well, funny but not required.

This could be a whole lot of fun........or a very short painful experience! Either way Woo Hoo!

 

[AuburnJen92]

I'm going to the fort next week and I am going to bring my Redneck Dog Wibur and my

Capt Morgans! ARRRRRR!

 

[FloridaTeacher]

I'm going to the Fort next month and I'm going to bring my redneck dog, Wilbur, my Captain Morgan Rum, and my 8 ft. tall inflatable vampire Mickey!!!!

 

[ntsammy5]

That's all.

 

[Gatordad]

you should bring your crying towel in anticipation for 9/29's waterworks cryfest.

 

[kimluvswdw]

When I go to the fort in December I am bringing my appetite. I love the fried chicken from Trails End. Yum Yum.

 

[mamaloya]

I am going to the fort and I'm going to bring my redneck dog, Captain Morgan Rum, an 8 ft. tall inflatable vampire Mickey, beer, a crying towel, my appetite and 7 kids.

 

[CottontailCurl]

When I go to the Fort in November, I'm going to bring Mr. Man's Redneck dog Wilbur (who needs a toofbrush), AuburnJen's Rum(punch), FlaTeach's Vampire Mickey, Sammy's beer, GatorD's towel, Kim's appetite, Mamaloya's 7 kids, and a whole lotta TURKEY LEGS.

 

[Mr Man]

I am going to the fort and I'm going to bring my redneck dog, Captain Morgan Rum, an 8 ft. tall inflatable vampire Mickey, beer, a crying towel, my appetite, 7 kids (WOW! round of applause for Mamaloya- or at least a 21 golf cart salute!), my appetite, my turkey leg,

& (drum roll.......)

My grill aka "The PPQ"

This is my "boondocking at Walmart" Grill (outside Orlando natch).

This is my Cookbook, Smoking & Curing.....by Mr. Peacock! (a stretch here but googled to try to find a peacock smoking and this is what I got)...... Hey, this Peacock's a healer to boot!

Just in case anyone gets offended by some of the redneck humor, I are wun 2! (and will soon tire of it and move to more witty urbane humor)

 

[djblu883]

I'm going next month and I'm going to bring:redneck CAT, drink around the world(instead of Jen's rum), blow up 3 inflatables, Dress in funny clothes for MNSSHP and HHR....laugh a whole lot..and drive around the Fort in a cart looking for others DISers...

 

[Shannone1]

I am going to the fort and I'm going to bring my redneck dog, Captain Morgan Rum, an 8 ft. tall inflatable vampire Mickey, beer, a crying towel, my appetite, 7 kids, my appetite, my turkey leg, "The PPQ" AND.....

lots of spending money !!!

 

[ntsammy5]

I'm going next month and I'm going to bring:redneck CAT, drink around the world(instead of Jen's rum), blow up 3 inflatables, Dress in funny clothes for MNSSHP and HHR....laugh a whole lot..and drive around the Fort in a cart looking for others DISers...

and a peacock in a pear tree

 

[PenskeSth1]

I am going to the fort this month and I am bringing my DH! (He never gets to with us anymore)

 

[des1954]

I'm going to the Fort in December, and I'm going to bring:

My cart! Clean clothes & toiletries for ntsammy5 - cause he's staying with me - and he said all he's bringing is beer and after 10 days of only beer and nothing else he would stink - and I don't want my RV stunked up by a stinkin' brother who drinks Moosehead and rides around the Fort on my golf cart trying to meet other Dis-er's and share his Moosehead with them - and - oh yeah - I gotta bring the food for all of us, and my kitties & litter for the kitties and food for the kitties - and DARN IT, NTSAMMY5! Don't forget that you HAVE to bring down the Weber's Mustard or you're going to sleep on the picnic table and I won't bring the outdoor fridge so you can keep your Moosehead close at hand! (Taking a deep breath and continuing...) I'm also going to bring my camera, a thermos, a lamp, my official 2007 length of stay drink mugs, margaritas (Jose Quervo, pre-mixed - YUM) and Icehouse for me, a cooler for the cart so we can carry Moosehead, Icehouse & margaritas to share (and drink) and Christmas decorations for the site - 4 calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a PEACOCK IN A PALM TREE!! (not a pear tree, you dummy-ntsammy5!)

 

[clkelley]

I'm going to the Fort in October, and I'm bringing my new camper and my "favorite" (insert sarcasm here) Brother-In-Law.

Some friends are going with me the first week in October and staying at my campsite in a tent, then my BIL who is also good friends with them heard how cheap it was to share my campsite and his AP is still good, so he's tagging along. Geez!!!

Actually I don't really care too much, he is riding in their car, and now 3/4 of my campsite for the 1st week is paid for by somebody else

 

[ntsammy5]

cooler for the cart so we can carry Moosehead, Icehouse & margaritas to share (and drink)

Icehouse works for me. We can get Moosehead at Canada when we watch Off Kilter. I'll bring the Webers.

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[4mickey2]

a good pair of tennies...

 

[Us3]

Ok, who messed up the campfire game..?? Here goes...

I am going to the fort next month and bringing.... my redneck dog, Captain Morgan Rum, an 8 ft. tall inflatable vampire Mickey, beer, a crying towel, my appetite, 7 kids, my appetite, turkey legs, "The PPQ", lots of spending money, a peacock in a pear tree, my DH, des1954 with a whole bunch of stuff, my new camper, webers, tennies, AND.....a hammock

 

[LuvsEpcot]

I am going to the fort next month and bringing.... my redneck dog, Captain Morgan Rum, an 8 ft. tall inflatable vampire Mickey, beer, a crying towel, my appetite, 7 kids, my appetite, turkey legs, "The PPQ", lots of spending money, a peacock in a pear tree, my DH, des1954 with a whole bunch of stuff, my new camper, webers, tennies, AND.....a hammock

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my new crocs AND two soon-to-be SonILs!

 

[DisCamper]

I am going to the fort in Oct. and bringing.... my redneck dog, Captain Morgan Rum, an 8 ft. tall inflatable vampire Mickey, beer, a crying towel, my appetite, 7 kids, my appetite, turkey legs, "The PPQ", lots of spending money, a peacock in a pear tree, my DH, des1954 with a whole bunch of stuff, my new camper, webers, tennies,a hammock,my dog Rudy,