Grog
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I just got this e-mail today! When I get the money, I'm taking every DISer to WDW with me!!...
DEAR SIR/MA,
I FELT INCLINED TO WRITE YOU AFTER SATISFACTORY RECOMENDATIONS I
GATHERED ABOUT YOU. I GOT YOUR NAME AND YOUR PARTICULARS FROM A
SOURCE THAT PROJECTS YOUR STATUS AND YOUR COMPANYS CAPABILITY TO
HANDLE THIS PENDING TRANSACTION. BASED ON THIS RECOMMENDATION,
I DECIDED TO REACH YOU FOR THIS BUSINESS THAT WILL SURELY BE OF
IMMENSE BENEFIT TO US ALL. WHILE IT REQUIRES A VERY HIGH LEVEL
OF SECRECY AS IT IS PURELY A DEAL.
I AM DR. TEK NAABA, THE CORPORATE FINANCE DIRECTOR OF THE
FEDEBAL MINISTRY OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES HERE IN NIGERIA. AFTER
DUE CONSULTATION WITH MY OTHER COLLEAGUES, WE AGREED TO TRANSFER
THE ABOVE MENTIONED MONEY($33.6 million usd) INTO YOUR COMPANY'S
ACCOUNT. I HAVE BEEN THEREFORE, MANDATED TO ARRANGE WITH YOU
FOR THE TRANSFER OF THIS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR SAFE
KEEPING.
SOURCE OF THE MONEY:
THE ABOVE MENTIONED SUM ACCRUED FROM OVER INVOICING OF A
CONTRACT AWARDED BY POLITICIANS BETWEEN 1979-1983. THESE
POLITICIANS FLED THE COUNTRY FOR FEAR OF REPRESSION BY THE
MILITARY GOVERNMENT WHO TOOK OVER POWER FROM POLITICIANS IN
DECEMBER 1983. SINCE THEN, NO INQUIRY HAS BEEN MADE CONCERNING
THE RECORDS OF THE CONTRACTS. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT
DID NOT KNOW AND HAD NO IDEA WHATSOEVER ABOUT THESE DEALS AND
HAVE FINALLY APPROVED FOREIGN DEBTS PAYMENT OF ABOUT U.S. $2.5
BILLION DOLLARS IN, WHICH THIS AMOUNT MENTIONED ABOVE, IS
INCLUSIVE. I AM THEREFORE IN NEED OF A FOREIGN COMPANY'S
ACCOUNT IN WHICH TO REMIT THIS MONEY. I SHALL COME OVER THERE
TO COLLECT MY SHARE.
I AM ASSURING YOU THAT THIS DEAL IS ABSOLUTELY SAFE AND 100%
RISK FREE, BUT NEEDS CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY. THE MONEY IN
QUESTION IS READY FOR PAYMENT ON DEMAND. THE INITIAL STEPS TO
BE TAKEN INCLUDE PUTTING UP A FORMAL LETTER OF DEMAND /
APPLICATION SUPPORTED BY A PROFORMA INVOICE. TO EFFECT THE
IMMEDIATE TAKE OFF OF THIS BUSINESS, A DRAFT FORMAT OF THE
LETTER OF DEMAND / APPLICATION AND THE INVOICE WILL BE FAKED TO
YOU ON RECEIPT OF YOUR POSITIVE REPLY TO THIS LETTER. WHEN
APPROVAL IS OBTAINED THEN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA WILL
RELEASE THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. I AM VERY OPTIMISTIC THAT
THIS MONEY SHOULD BE IN YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 14 WORKING DAYS OF
FORMAL APPLICATION TO CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, AS ALL THE
ARRANGEMENTS FOR THE TRANSFER HAVE BEEN CONCLUDED.
WHEN AM SURE OF YOUR CO-OPERATION AND AFTER RECEIVING YOUR
POSITIVE REPLY WITH YOUR FULL SUPPORT THAT I WILL SUCCEED US OF
THIS DEAL, THIS WILL BE THE SHARING PERCENTAGE OF THE MONEY: YOU
WILL GET 25% OF THE MONEY IN QUESTION,10% FOR EXPENSES THAT WE
MAY INCURRE AND 65% FOR US. HOPE THIS IS VERY NICE? I WOULD
LIKE A GOOD BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.
I AM EXPECTING YOUR EARLIEST RESPONSE THROUGH MY PRIVATE EMAIL.
teknaaba@mail.com
BEST REGARDS.
DR TEK NAABA
...these e-mails crack me up
I haven't been hit with one of these in a couple of months. I thought they may have forgotten me. Sorry guys, no trip to WDW this time.
DEAR SIR/MA,
I FELT INCLINED TO WRITE YOU AFTER SATISFACTORY RECOMENDATIONS I
GATHERED ABOUT YOU. I GOT YOUR NAME AND YOUR PARTICULARS FROM A
SOURCE THAT PROJECTS YOUR STATUS AND YOUR COMPANYS CAPABILITY TO
HANDLE THIS PENDING TRANSACTION. BASED ON THIS RECOMMENDATION,
I DECIDED TO REACH YOU FOR THIS BUSINESS THAT WILL SURELY BE OF
IMMENSE BENEFIT TO US ALL. WHILE IT REQUIRES A VERY HIGH LEVEL
OF SECRECY AS IT IS PURELY A DEAL.
I AM DR. TEK NAABA, THE CORPORATE FINANCE DIRECTOR OF THE
FEDEBAL MINISTRY OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES HERE IN NIGERIA. AFTER
DUE CONSULTATION WITH MY OTHER COLLEAGUES, WE AGREED TO TRANSFER
THE ABOVE MENTIONED MONEY($33.6 million usd) INTO YOUR COMPANY'S
ACCOUNT. I HAVE BEEN THEREFORE, MANDATED TO ARRANGE WITH YOU
FOR THE TRANSFER OF THIS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR SAFE
KEEPING.
SOURCE OF THE MONEY:
THE ABOVE MENTIONED SUM ACCRUED FROM OVER INVOICING OF A
CONTRACT AWARDED BY POLITICIANS BETWEEN 1979-1983. THESE
POLITICIANS FLED THE COUNTRY FOR FEAR OF REPRESSION BY THE
MILITARY GOVERNMENT WHO TOOK OVER POWER FROM POLITICIANS IN
DECEMBER 1983. SINCE THEN, NO INQUIRY HAS BEEN MADE CONCERNING
THE RECORDS OF THE CONTRACTS. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT
DID NOT KNOW AND HAD NO IDEA WHATSOEVER ABOUT THESE DEALS AND
HAVE FINALLY APPROVED FOREIGN DEBTS PAYMENT OF ABOUT U.S. $2.5
BILLION DOLLARS IN, WHICH THIS AMOUNT MENTIONED ABOVE, IS
INCLUSIVE. I AM THEREFORE IN NEED OF A FOREIGN COMPANY'S
ACCOUNT IN WHICH TO REMIT THIS MONEY. I SHALL COME OVER THERE
TO COLLECT MY SHARE.
I AM ASSURING YOU THAT THIS DEAL IS ABSOLUTELY SAFE AND 100%
RISK FREE, BUT NEEDS CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY. THE MONEY IN
QUESTION IS READY FOR PAYMENT ON DEMAND. THE INITIAL STEPS TO
BE TAKEN INCLUDE PUTTING UP A FORMAL LETTER OF DEMAND /
APPLICATION SUPPORTED BY A PROFORMA INVOICE. TO EFFECT THE
IMMEDIATE TAKE OFF OF THIS BUSINESS, A DRAFT FORMAT OF THE
LETTER OF DEMAND / APPLICATION AND THE INVOICE WILL BE FAKED TO
YOU ON RECEIPT OF YOUR POSITIVE REPLY TO THIS LETTER. WHEN
APPROVAL IS OBTAINED THEN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA WILL
RELEASE THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. I AM VERY OPTIMISTIC THAT
THIS MONEY SHOULD BE IN YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 14 WORKING DAYS OF
FORMAL APPLICATION TO CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, AS ALL THE
ARRANGEMENTS FOR THE TRANSFER HAVE BEEN CONCLUDED.
WHEN AM SURE OF YOUR CO-OPERATION AND AFTER RECEIVING YOUR
POSITIVE REPLY WITH YOUR FULL SUPPORT THAT I WILL SUCCEED US OF
THIS DEAL, THIS WILL BE THE SHARING PERCENTAGE OF THE MONEY: YOU
WILL GET 25% OF THE MONEY IN QUESTION,10% FOR EXPENSES THAT WE
MAY INCURRE AND 65% FOR US. HOPE THIS IS VERY NICE? I WOULD
LIKE A GOOD BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.
I AM EXPECTING YOUR EARLIEST RESPONSE THROUGH MY PRIVATE EMAIL.
teknaaba@mail.com
BEST REGARDS.
DR TEK NAABA
...these e-mails crack me up
I haven't been hit with one of these in a couple of months. I thought they may have forgotten me. Sorry guys, no trip to WDW this time.
