I was hoping to get away from it all.....

Janice

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Isn't that narly old Maxine from Hallmark?

Here she is...

Maxine's Affirmations

I've got a mission in life; a goal, a dream, a reason to get out of bed in the morning, and it's a two-fold mission.

The first fold is to make my life as easy for me as possible. The second fold is… well, it's a one-fold mission.

Toward that end, I've gotten into a habit that, unlike most of my past habits, won't eventually kill me. Namely, I say a little positive something-or-other to myself each day. I figure, I'm talking to myself anyway, why not be upbeat? These are little phrases, thoughts, and ideas that I repeat to myself and would needlepoint if it didn't look like a lot of tedious work to make a cheap gift nobody wants.

Here's a few you can use if you'd like. I offer them at no charge. Just knowing that someone else may be talking to herself and saying the same things I am is payment enough…


Some people look at challenges and say, "why me?"
I look at challenges and say, "Yes, why you?
Why do you get everything all the time?"
Passion for life burns within me!
Or is it yesterday's burrito?

There's a poet within me…
Seeking words that rhyme with "cr*p".

I practice forgiveness,
but never seem to improve.

And of course, when things seem bleak, I always try to remember (and at my age, this is more trying than it used to be)…


Where there's an elbow, there's a way!
 

LOL - Oh, that's alright then, it's just I've never heard of Maxine!

I got this in an email and just thought it was hilarious and quite appropriate considering we're all wishing to 'Escape'! LOL ;)
 
Janice, this is too funny, I love it!
 
Janice, very funny! glad to know I'm not the only one the 'escape' button doesn't work for:p The 'help' button is another one I find never works when you need it ;)

Annmarie
 





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