Isn't that narly old Maxine from Hallmark?
Here she is...
Maxine's Affirmations
I've got a mission in life; a goal, a dream, a reason to get out of bed in the morning, and it's a two-fold mission.
The first fold is to make my life as easy for me as possible. The second fold is
well, it's a one-fold mission.
Toward that end, I've gotten into a habit that, unlike most of my past habits, won't eventually kill me. Namely, I say a little positive something-or-other to myself each day. I figure, I'm talking to myself anyway, why not be upbeat? These are little phrases, thoughts, and ideas that I repeat to myself and would needlepoint if it didn't look like a lot of tedious work to make a cheap gift nobody wants.
Here's a few you can use if you'd like. I offer them at no charge. Just knowing that someone else may be talking to herself and saying the same things I am is payment enough
Some people look at challenges and say, "why me?"
I look at challenges and say, "Yes, why you?
Why do you get everything all the time?"
Passion for life burns within me!
Or is it yesterday's burrito?
There's a poet within me
Seeking words that rhyme with "cr*p".
I practice forgiveness,
but never seem to improve.
And of course, when things seem bleak, I always try to remember (and at my age, this is more trying than it used to be)
Where there's an elbow, there's a way!