I thought y'all might enjoy these recipes from some first grade kids....

[TinkerPixie]

EGGS
Ingredients:
Eggs
Directions
Grab 2 eggs.Grab a bowl
Crack 2 eggs and put them in bowl
Get a fork and stir it
Put it in the microwave for 1 hour.
Trix Cereal
Ingredients:
Trix cereal
Milk
Directions:
Put 5 cereals in a bowl. Put 4 drops of milk in it.Get a spoon and something to drink.Eat it.

Chocolate Chip Cookies
Ingredients:
Mix
1 Cup of milk
Directions:
Go to the store and buy a box that says "Chocolate Chip Cookies".Mix them with chocolate chips,a little bit of milk,(about 1 cup)roll them around and put how many you want on a pan.Put the pan in the oven for 6 minutes.Then, when the bell goes "ding,ding",they're done.

Spaghetti
Ingredients:
Noodles,Meatballs,
Directions:
Cook them in pan for 5 minutes.Put them on a plate and put some white cheese that comes in a green thing.Then eat it

 

[faith]

Cute! My husband likes the white cheese in the "green thing" too.

 

[Kermit]

LOL

I wonder what would happen if you put 2 eggs in the microwave for an hour.

 

[Saffron]

Awwwwww.

 

[newmousecateer]

AWWWW. Sounds like recipes my DGD would give me

 

[ennazus]

LOL!! That's cute!

 

[DixieDreamer]

So you aren't supposed to cook the eggs for one hour?!?




Those are precious.

 

[Tiger Fan]

These are so cute. It reminds me of a recipe book for making applesauce that Emily's class made last year. They had gone to the apple orchard and then made applesauce. Each child told their own recipe and it was so funny. Some of the ingrediants were hysterical - fish, cereal, play dough, chicken nuggets and many more. Thanks for sharing.

Lisa

 

[Sheree Bobbins]

 

[CamColt]

ROFL!!! Those are great!
AT DS's preschool, for Thanksgiving they asked each kid how to cook a turkey and they hung their answers on the wall. Us parents were in hysterics reading their directions.

 

[cotye]

LOL... Sounds like the way I cook.

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

lol, these kids cook like me!

When the chocolate chip cookie recipe just listed milk as an ingredient, I expected it to say "Take cookies out of the box, and dunk them in the milk"

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

<font color=navy>These are cute.

When my ds was in first grade, the children made a cookbook for us moms and gave the book to us for Mom's Day. The teacher even laminated the cover that they decorated and included their picture. My ds was so upset that I didn't actually use the recipes.

Here are some of them:

Apple Juice
You get a big apple. Then cut it. Then you smoosh tehm. Then you got apple juice.

Orange Juice
First you peal the skin off then you sqeez the juice into the mixer then mix it and then you get and peal another orange to little slices and put them in with the juice. And you get orange juice. My ds's contribution, including spelling... lol)

Blueberries Pie
Woitr, shrgr, hunee and blueberries, cook them and mex them up. put in dow and bak for 100 ours.

Strawberry cake
Five strawberrys chop them up get some flower, milke, eggs. mix it in a larg bol then put it in a pan then bake it for 1 hour.

Fig cak
You get sum figs smash them and you rolom in dow and bak

Dite Milk Sake
Dite milke sake is for mom
you need some dite milke and dite suger put it in a shaker and mix it up and you have a dite drink

Cooked peas
First you cook the peas and you birn them. Then you eat it

Chiken with rice
Find a chiken at the store then you cut it then cook it then go to the store again to get dryd rice then you cook the rice and when its done for dinner you eat it. OOO what a delishas resipy

Chicken soup
Get three carrots 1 oneion 1 broccoli 1 ear of corn some lettuce 10 peices of asparagus some peas celery 2 peices of cucumber put all of this in your pot and boil it. Cook for 1 hour and you have a yummy soup
(um, this child forgot the main ingredient... lol)

 

[kinlaw6450]

Oh maryjo that made me laugh! I especially love the cooked peas. eat them AFTER you "birn" them LOLOL