I think I'm in love with my neighbor's dog

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

You do realize that this relationship is illegal in most states?

I think it's legal where she's from as long as the pet has papers.

 

[imsorry]

Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night
CHORUS:
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love
Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you think love is to pray
But I'm sorry I don't pray that way

Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to pack my things and go
Tainted love, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love

 

[SwedishMeatball]

You do realize that this relationship is illegal in most states?

Which states is it legal in??

 

[imsorry]

Which states is it legal in??

Planning on a little road trip

 

[ktpool]

Maybe MosMom can make a card for me to send - something offbeat about finding love with the neighbor's dog, hehe.

 

[CPM]

LOL

I love my neighbor's dog too! I call her the best dog anyone can have. I love her, feed her treats, she plays with my kids, guards my house, but I don't have to groom her, vacume her hair, pick up her doo doo, pay her vet bills or feed her!!

 

[froglady]

LOL

I love my neighbor's dog too! I call her the best dog anyone can have. I love her, feed her treats, she plays with my kids, guards my house, but I don't have to groom her, vacume her hair, pick up her doo doo, pay her vet bills or feed her!!

Same here! We have a gate connecting both of our fenced yards, so she can come and go as she pleases.

The same goes for DS.

 

[SplshMtn99]

I thought I was alone in my unspoken love. (gasp)

When I was younger, my neighbors dog was so unhappy at his home, he left it, & moved in with me. I provided for his every need. Food, love, playtime, license & medical. What more good a dog want? He loved me so much, he was even willing to change his name -- to Puppy.

My neighbor couldn't have cared less.

 

[Dodie]

Oh, the shame of it all.

 

[FergieTCat]

Which states is it legal in??

States with long harsh winters. States where the livestock is plenty and the women are scarce.

 

[Cantw8]

I tried to break it off today but my willpower fades whenever I look into his big brown eyes. He's not making it easy for me, he keeps leaving me presents in my yard I can feel his eyes on me whenever I bend over to pick one up I must be strong...I think my hamster is starting to suspect something

 

[Deb & Bill]

A guy in our town was arrested for loving the neighbor's dog too much.

 

[Pooh67_68]

I'd like to have a relationship like that with a man.

 

[FullStride]

what should I do????? I see the way he looks at me Always so anxious for me to scratch his ears We share a special bond, it may be unspoken, except when I slip him a biscuit, but I know it's there. We have lunch everyday....kibbles-n-bits, I know what that drool means, I've seen it before. Sure, I have a secure and happy relationship with my hamster but I can't deny the connection between the two of us. Please help me my friends...should I continue to meet him in the park everyday for lunch and Frisbee??? I am just so chained to him, am I barking up the wrong tree???

The least you could do is take him for a walk in the park first.

 

[Pooh67_68]

A guy in our town was arrested for loving the neighbor's dog too much.

 

[Cantw8]

The least you could do is take him for a walk in the park first.

I offered to take my hamster but he turned me down I'm such a sick puppy

 

[Am_I_There_Yet]

I say go for it. He's hot!

Just don't let Chloe see him. She'll give you a run for your milkbones.

 

[L107ANGEL]

States with long harsh winters. States where the livestock is plenty and the women are scarce.

Thats so wrong!

 

[hucifer]

Thats so wrong!

But it feels so right.

 

[FergieTCat]

But it feels so right.

'Cause ewe light up my life ...

(Rimshot)