I, "State Your Name"...

[Charade]

I, "State Your Name" , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
chocolate
Margarita
chocolate
Martini
Cold Beer
chocolate
Chicken fried steak
cream gravy
chocolate
Mexican food
chocolate
French fries
chocolate
Pizza
chocolate
ice cream
Chocolate
cup of tea
chocolate
Sex
Chocolate​

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

 

[CapeCodTenor]

I'll put my name to that. Can't live without those.

 

[pperfectmom]

Perfectly well put. Life ain't worth living at that point.

 

[jodifla]

Wow! We actually agree on something....

 

[Crankyshank]

 

[TDC Nala]

I thought this was an Animal House thread.

 

[Charade]

I thought this was an Animal House thread.

I thought it might be.