I received yet ANOTHER musical response from Disney

[roomthreeseventeen]

Here's the first one if you missed it.

And here's today's. Apologies to Elton John and Tim Rice. I am truly sorry.

(DIS’er):
I’m gonna ride the headline rides
I’ve got my passes set
I’ll walk right up and scan my band
ain’t gonna break a sweat

I’m gonna dip and double dip
And hope nobody cares
I’m reading all the secret tips
That Pirate Kenny shares

And when those dwarves start working in those mines
Oh I just won’t on the lines!

No line at the Test Track (Now when we said that…)
No line at the Soarin’ (What we meant was…)
No line at the Midway (What you don’t realize is…)
Lines are really borin’! (Now wait here!)
Free to hop the parks all day (That’s definitely out!)
Free to do it all my way. (Disney's way)

DISNEY:
I think it's time we changed it up
Before someone reports…

DIS’er:
I don’t need advice!
I’m staying at the All Star Sports

DISNEY
If you have any guess where this is headed
Well, you’re wrong
Wrong on Magic Bands, on legacy
We’re stringing you along
We hope you’ll stay as service here declines

DIS’er
Oh I just won’t wait on the lines!
Everybody book rides
Everybody book shows
Everywhere I’ve booked I’m
Smellin’ like a primrose
(Wait, but…)

Let people use their Twitter and their Vines
We won’t just do what MDE assigns!
When FP+ and legacy combines!
Oh I just won’t wait on the lines!
Oh he just won’t wait on the lines!
Oh I just won’t wait on the lines!

 

[AmyB2006]

Do you write these or someone else?

 

[roomthreeseventeen]

Do you write these or someone else?

I do. I just pretend they're from Disney. LOL.

 

[AmyB2006]

I do. I just pretend they're from Disney. LOL.

Gotcha. They're great by the way. I've loved both of them.

 

[Luvchefmic]

I love it too....here's a thought maybe one to the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" well since my resort key left me I found a new place to dwell ...at least that's what's been in my head with the on-site vs off-site threads

 

[roomthreeseventeen]

I love it too....here's a thought maybe one to the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" well since my resort key left me I found a new place to dwell ...at least that's what's been in my head with the on-site vs off-site threads

Thanks. I'll consider that for next time.

 

[pampam]

Sorry to be so dense, but I'm not sure what tune to use for the second one.

 

[roomthreeseventeen]

Sorry to be so dense, but I'm not sure what tune to use for the second one.

It's I Just Can't Wait to be King from the Lion King.

 

[Brian_WDW74]

This thread doesn't really discuss theme parks attractions and strategies, so I've moved it to the Theme Parks Community board.

 

[bcrook]

These are fantastic! Can't wait for the next one. So much fun.