i don't suffer from insanity!!

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hi people!!!!!!

i was on the internet the other day and found some really funny bumper stickers! take a look. tell me if you know any more.

i don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it!

don't play stupid with me...i'm better at it!

death is life's way of telling you you're fired!

nothing is illegal till you get caught!

never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!

i'm not littering....i'm donating to the earth.

how may i ignore you today!

just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they're not out to get you!

 

[IOASnake]

Wow! those are pretty funny, I needed a good laugh, thanks!

 

[BabyLove99]

lol!! I like the first one

 

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hi!!!!!!!!!! i found some more!!!!!!!!

a nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

they keep saying the right person will come along, i think a truck hit mine!

i just love nonverbal conversation.

why be normal?

if it doesn't fit, force it, if it breaks, it needed a replacement anyway!

too many freaks, not enough circus's!

don't drink to drown yuor sorrow, sorrow knows how to swim.

don't believe in miracles, rely on them.

i may be fat, but you're ugly- i can lose weight!

oh look! only 2,384,928 days till i start caring what you think!

if you don't like the way i drive, stay off the sidewalk!

i have been dieting for the past month but all i lost was 31 days.

if you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.

.....and i should care, why?

please! do not feed the ego!

live as long as you like, it won't shorten how long you're dead.

follow your dreams, except the one where you're at school in your underwear!

it's not that i'm afraid to die, i just don't want to be there when it happens.

 

[nsyncraider17]

lol! those are funny.

 

[teh fish]

-save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl
-keep honking, i'm reloading
-if you can read this, i can slam on my brakes and sue you
-my kid beat up your honor student
-your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot
-can't sleep, clowns will eat me
-i take my life with a grain of salt; plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequilla
-hang up and drive

i'll see if i can remember any more.

 

[WDWfanatic288]

hehe! those are funny!!