How about some jokes?

old lady

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Think of your worst or your best jokes? This doesn't have to be Disney related like mine. You guys have heard of Medfield college. It is the college where the Absent minded professor teaches, where Merlin Jones and Dexter Riley go to school.

A little boy appears before the judge and the judge asks him if he wants to his mother to have custody of him. He says No because she beats him. The judge tells him about his father and again the little boy says he gets beaten. Finally, the judge asks where he wants to go. The little boy replies that he wants to go with Medfield because they don't beat anyone.
 












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