Yeah, I was hoping that Hound would get to the actual DLR part before I leave for my trip on Thursday morning. . . HINT HINT!!!
CARP !
I hate it when work gets in the way of important stuff (like completing our one day TR). Have a great time DangerMouse !!
.......so where was i? Oh yeah.....heading the wrong way on the I 5 at 10pm on Wed. 10/8. Padewan Alec still sleeping in the back seat....oblivious to the fact that he might be putting Legos together in the morning

instead of Commando'ing thru Fantasyland at 8:03am.
No worries....Hound immediately recognizes... that he does not recognize....any of the towns or street names on this strange patch of the I 5 (Tustin is NOT on the houndmobile's yellow brick road route).....so i hop off the freeway, confirm DL's location on the trusty free Alamo Car Rental map....& do an interstate U'y & head back north. Seeing "Katella" after 10 miles, so I know I'm in biz.
I don't know about the rest of you, but looking at DLR resort maps a few dozen times helps me instantly know that Katella is "under" DCA, thus it's easy to find our eventual destination....the cheapest of the DLR Resort hotels....the Paradise Pier!!!
So why the Pier??? & Why on a Wednesday night??? Some would ask??
But not my fellow Diser's

!! They know that if one is planning an impromtu trip to visit "Mom" & spend one mega day at DLR.....then OBVIOUSLY one gets an AP rate at the PP ($139 Baybeee!!!) & books it so he/she can do EE.....er Magical Morning the next morning (Baybee!!!

) & it's even better (to me) that MM starts at 8am (so we're not hanging with the newpaper delivery guys at 7am).
Alec zombie walks with me into the Pier & we're given 2 magical cards for room keys....THAT WE WILL NEED TO TAKE TO MM IN THE MORNING....(good to know

). We park the Impalamobile in the garage (knowing of course that we won't retrieve it till LATE the next night.....cause that's what cool dissers do.

) & we grab our ONE suitcase (that rolls) & off to our 14th floor room with a view of the parking lot

. BTW, it's ONE suitcase because we don't have shampoo or extra underwear or really anything but the "bare necessities".....you may hum to Phil Harris/Baloo if you want to....that two DUDES would need....which isn't much.
I don't DO room service. Tax/Tip/Delivery Fee....nope, not for me....ever. But Alec looks at the room service propoganda sheet & says "Dad, the Big Breakfast looks pretty good".....& dad contemplates the fact that we need to get up at 6:15am (& who the heck knows what might be open at that hour).....& we're walking thru DTD, not by MickeyDs... so what the heck.
A quick aside......And you know what??? It's a good deal. We split 3 scrambled eggs, 4 pieces of bacon, two pastries, potato/peppers/onions mixture, juice & coffee. Worked out to 8 bucks per dude (including tip)....& it fed both of us.
So before watching the the 6 disney channels on the PP TV & falling asleep, we put the little Room Service propoganda sheet on the door knob & they delivered it at 6:20am (10 min. after we got up).....so we were fed, clean & out the door by 7:15am. Because (as you know) cool disers ALWAYS are near the front of the line for DL MM opening.
We did the PP-DL "stroll"....walked thru the GCH..... & out into DTD & then on to DL. The best 1/2 mile stroll in the world.....thru the prettiest hotel....& thru a cool outdoor shopping mall (if you're into that sort of thing)....on a pretty & crisp morning.....& on to the most magical place on earth.
But first Security. An FYI.....at 7:25am the security line had formed (but not to bad since it's Thursday & on the DTD side)....& we were 5th or 6th. Five minutes later they opened up security & we were second in line at 7:31am in front of one of the MM turnstiles. A nice family (who looked Persian or Indian but spoke with an educated English accent) were in front of us. Two kids aged about 4 & 6....& a nice mom who was trying to get the 4y/o boy from bopping his 6 y/o sister with a pirate sword & a dad who was studying the map & a ride max ride order listing. Small talk revealed that:
- this was their only day at DL (no DCA).
- They had never been.
- They REALLY want to do it all, but especially Fantasyland.
- Ridemax had them going to Nemo first.....but they were confused....was Nemo open for MM? Is Nemo the best use of MM? What should they do?? Who could possibly help them? or offer an opinion??
I told them (of course) to follow me.....that we would do (of course):
- PP (first.....ALWAYS first). & we were all first on
- Dumbo (but it wasn't open yet ??...the CM said "another 5-10 min."...so we all quickly to walked (with a purpose) to...
- Alice (which had no line) & our Persian family LOVED it......(as does the Hound family). Then a quick hop to...
- Matterhorn - which we (& they) liked & no one was scared at all, because Harold isn't MEAN....he just "growls" hello! (cause i told them DangerMouse told me so) So we all yelled "Hi Harold!" back at em. Following the Matterhorn, i suggested to the nice Persian family (with an English accent) that they might want to head back to Dumbo before the line get's long. We waved to them good bye as Padewan Alec & I WENT TO THE
OTHER SIDE of the Matterhorn & rode it again....

.....because we can.

(& btw....Harold told me to say "HI" to DM on this go round.)
- Being sneaky....i avoided the dreaded tea cups by advising Alec that we had to make sure the family got to Dumbo OK. When we eyeballed them in a short line for the flying elephant, we happened to be right next to good ol' Toadie....which of course we had to ride......which of course meant I snuck by those dang teacups. Toadie is as good as ever, but we weren't very good drivers...& ended up in a very HOT part of the ride....it's funny...we never seem to avoid this.

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- It's 8:38am at this point, so it was off (thru the super secret route by the Snow White Statues) to ride Buzz (no line) where Alec was very mad that I scored higher than him (hey....they don't call him Padewan & me the Master Jedi for nothing.

). Note: At th :38 point of MM..... Peter Pan was PACKED.....but of course this was of no worry to us, because we did PP first (always first)
- After Buzz we finished off MM with a scary dark ride thru Space (about a 5 minute wait) & after looking at our SM pics & a quick "pitstop" (which as most Disers know is right next to the SM picture viewing spot)....it was 9:00am....so naturally we picked up our first FP (at SM) at 9:02 (just as the great unwashed non-MM participants came roaring in to pick their FPs & race down the SM stand by lane).
Having successfully negotiated MM (no Dumbo, Carousel or Nemo for us....& we would save Pinnochio & SW for later).....it was time to embark on our tour of the left side of the park.....BTMRR & (Holiday) HM first.

As folks raced by us on their way thru the hub & on to PP or Nemo, Alec & I stopped at the statue to take a breath.....& glance at the castle.....& enjoy the 65 degree, sunny day......& we wondered how all of people were doing today in 4th grade ..... & at work back... in Texas.
But only for about 15 seconds

.....because it was time to walk thru the fort entrance of Frontierland, & make our way to the "wildest ride in the wilderness!!!! But.......But.....it was closed for 15-30 minutes.

But no worries!!!

......we merely continued on to HM (knowing that the holiday version might get crowded later on)............. where a nice CM informed us that.........that........."it was closed for the next 15 - 30 minutes."

......doesn't he know that i plan this out?? & delaying the opening of HM is NOT part of my plan!!!
What are we going to do?????
Padewan Alec battling the "dark side" & Darth Maul (12/07).....those Darths never stood a chance!
