Holiday Caption Game

[olena]

 

[FOJMO]

"Bowlful of jelly, now being served in First Class"!

 

[olena]

 

[Towncrier]

Santa got run over by a jet plane,
Delivering his gifts on Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Boeing, we believe.

 

[olena]

Another good one!

 

[alabamaalan]

The pilot has learned that he better keep his nose clean if we ever wants another gift!

 

[Big Dude]

Jill (aka Jeafl and an accomplished pilot) after receiving gifts of an Auto Hammer, Ear and Nose Hair Trimmer and 10 foot Steel Windmill the past 3 Christmas' finally lost it when she received a Weasel Ball this Christmas and decided to put an end to the Holiday once and for all.
For those who are confused, click here and it will make sense.

Adam aka Big Dude

 

[off2disney]

Santa to pilot after Rudolph ran off with Prancer: : "I told you to stop on the yellow line!"

 

[Amusement Park Junkie]

Santa got run over by a plane, dear!

 

[Lanshark]

That's gotta hurt