Hi, my name is Kevin, and I'm from Kentucky. (If you believe that, I've got some life insurance I'd like to sell ya.

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I'm Kidnapping my Kindergarten teacher (paybacks and all

) and Kangarooing it on down to Walt Disney World. Accomodations? Might not be too Kosher, but we'll be Knapsacking out of "my" (well, it's currently in my possession anyway

) Kia at the Circle K and K-Mart.
After Kidcot-ing in the World Showcase for awhile, we'll be Kicking around the other Disney Kingdoms. 'Kay, maybe more like Kungalooshing and spending (or NOT spending, if you get my drift

) a "K" or two in the Kewl shops.

(Now you Know my budgeting priorities focus on Keepsakes

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All Kidding aside, I'm hoping it will be one Killer of a trip! (Hey, I figure why stop with just one or two felonies.

I'm on vacation, afterall!

It's not everyday that a Kidnapping Killer of a Kleptomaniac breaks out, um, I mean catches a break and, uh, springs for a quick trip to the Big Mouse House.

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