Help!!! I need talent show ideas for ds

[snowball22]

My ds brought home a paper Friday saying that this Thursday will be a talent show for the third grade classes. My ds wants to be in the talent show with a friend but I am at a loss at what to have them do. My son and friend do not play instruments. Any and all ideas are appreciated. Thanks Everyone!!!

 

[Karel]

Sing? Something fast and loud is always best.

Do magic - buy a kit and teach him a few tricks.

Tell jokes.

Act out a song - friends are doing Surfing USA.

Does he have any afterschool activities, like karate?

 

[JasonLyons]

eating a sandwich while on the toilet seem to impress people