I am about to shed some light on a very disconcerting matter that I recently discovered about my wonderful Disney parks.
I am not sure if anyone knows this or not, but on several occasions I saw some..rodents. Giant rodents that no one should see. I am talking about mice that easily push the 5 foot long mark, and that is just the tip of the iceberg. These mice actually attract kids like some freaking reverse pied piper crap! And the park seems to encourage this by having photopass employees snap pictures of it!
Mice, chipmunks, and other filthy vermin!
But all of this could be easily overlooked if you veer away from them and not allow your kids to fall under their ridiculous "magic" spell. However, there is one thing that simply can't be overlooked.
I believe, and I am sure you will all agree, something has to be done about the seagulls.
I don't know how much it would cost to put a dome over the parks, but if anyone can do it, it would be Disney! Yet they REFUSE!
I have emailed, called, and begged them to do something about this problem and I have been ignored, chastised and even hung up on. Way to go Disney! So much for a carefree vacation.
How difficult would it be to erect a dome, or put up zigzags of fishing line that would sever the heads off these rats with wings should they fly into the line at full diving speed?
Granted we would then have to deal with the issue of headless bird bodies and bodiless bird heads raining down upon park goers, but I feel this is a much more acceptable resolution than allowing these filthy beasts to snatch food from my family's hands.
I was eating a 7.00 churro from a street vendor when I was suddenly accosted by a seagull who felt he deserved the cinnamon and sugar coated treat more than me! I got into a tug of war match with the bird and was winning...until his friend swooped in and beat the tar out of me by repeatedly flying into my face and chest until the thief was able to wrest the treat from my grip and fly off.
Since the pest problem is so out of hand, I feel that Disney should either refund my churro purchase or provide me a replacement. They did not see it this way though and laughed at me when I asked. My wife had a pretzel stolen from her mouth! a seagull put it's beak into her open maw...mid-chew...and stole a pretzel right from betwixt her teeth! HOW? WHY?!?!?
It got me thinking, there has to be a reason as to why Disney would allow such things to occur. Then it dawned on me. THEY ARE IN ON IT!?!?!
They have trained these disgusting birds to steal recently acquired baked goods only to fly off and secretly return the product to the vendor for re-sale.
Shame on you house of mouse. SHAME! NEVER AGAIN!
I am going to Six Flags where this NEVER happens.
I am not sure if anyone knows this or not, but on several occasions I saw some..rodents. Giant rodents that no one should see. I am talking about mice that easily push the 5 foot long mark, and that is just the tip of the iceberg. These mice actually attract kids like some freaking reverse pied piper crap! And the park seems to encourage this by having photopass employees snap pictures of it!
Mice, chipmunks, and other filthy vermin!
But all of this could be easily overlooked if you veer away from them and not allow your kids to fall under their ridiculous "magic" spell. However, there is one thing that simply can't be overlooked.
I believe, and I am sure you will all agree, something has to be done about the seagulls.
I don't know how much it would cost to put a dome over the parks, but if anyone can do it, it would be Disney! Yet they REFUSE!
I have emailed, called, and begged them to do something about this problem and I have been ignored, chastised and even hung up on. Way to go Disney! So much for a carefree vacation.
How difficult would it be to erect a dome, or put up zigzags of fishing line that would sever the heads off these rats with wings should they fly into the line at full diving speed?
Granted we would then have to deal with the issue of headless bird bodies and bodiless bird heads raining down upon park goers, but I feel this is a much more acceptable resolution than allowing these filthy beasts to snatch food from my family's hands.
I was eating a 7.00 churro from a street vendor when I was suddenly accosted by a seagull who felt he deserved the cinnamon and sugar coated treat more than me! I got into a tug of war match with the bird and was winning...until his friend swooped in and beat the tar out of me by repeatedly flying into my face and chest until the thief was able to wrest the treat from my grip and fly off.
Since the pest problem is so out of hand, I feel that Disney should either refund my churro purchase or provide me a replacement. They did not see it this way though and laughed at me when I asked. My wife had a pretzel stolen from her mouth! a seagull put it's beak into her open maw...mid-chew...and stole a pretzel right from betwixt her teeth! HOW? WHY?!?!?
It got me thinking, there has to be a reason as to why Disney would allow such things to occur. Then it dawned on me. THEY ARE IN ON IT!?!?!
They have trained these disgusting birds to steal recently acquired baked goods only to fly off and secretly return the product to the vendor for re-sale.
Shame on you house of mouse. SHAME! NEVER AGAIN!
I am going to Six Flags where this NEVER happens.
Sorry, Mods.
