Have you ever had the nerve to tell someone that they...well, stink?

You just reminded me of when I worked at a University. Some of the Profs and grad students really smelled. I guess they were too busy being intellectual to take a shower, or they were foreigners and just weren't into the concept of daily bathing like those crazy Americans! I remember offering bribes to students to go into certain offices to retrieve files for me!

Sometimes when all the kids get jammed in the hallways at our school inthe Spring I'll yell out "People - deodorant, USE IT" That is about the extent of my telling someone they stink.
 
I had to tell my dad he stunk on our trip to WDW. I don't know what it was, but it smelled horrible. I suggested he use a different soap because the one he was using wasn't doing the job.
He stayed with my sister and she said he took a shower every morning, but it was like for one minute.
He didn't take the suggestions, so we took him swimming every day.

He has never stunk that bad since.
 
KIDS...KIDS...KIDS.

You can get kids to help. Just have some kids around and they will let them know they stink. Those wonderfull 3 1/2 year olds love to say things like that.

My best friend and I were at the mall...Picture it...I'm a size 28 and she's a size 5-7...This 7 year old turns to HER and says...You're fat (she is not) and she then says to him "You're a really rude kid..." She then tells the mother about the incident and the mother yells at my friend...My mom would have murdered me for saying anything.

Glad the little brat wasn't talking to me because I would have told him I got so fat by eating little boys and I knew where he lives...and I had nothing on my menu for that night...He would never sleep again.:teeth:
 














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