Has anyone seen this one?

[KangaFan]

This was emailed to my husband from my Aunt who is an AP holder. Too cute and too true!

Invitation to Meeting of FFDA


It has come to our attention that you may be interested in joining our support group – Friends and Family of Disney Addicts. Now, you may be asking yourself – is my loved one (heretofore referred to as “she”) really a Disney Addict? Please take a moment to ask yourself these target questions:

1. Does she require you to make preferred seating arrangements for
meals in your own home?
2. Does she find hidden Mickeys everywhere, anytime, in places where
you know there are no hidden Mickeys?
3. Does she talk in abbreviations such as CRT, TGM and EMH?
4. Has she inquired from your payroll department if you could be paid
in Disney dollars?
5. Has she ever sculpted her mashed potatoes into a replica of Space
Mountain?
6. Do you have to form a queue and pass a height requirement to get
into the family car?
7. In the heat of passion, has she ever yelled out, “Oh, yes, yes,
Goofy!”
8. Does she have Disney Reservations on speed dial?
9. Are you asked for your annual pass as you come in the front door?
10. Has she turned your back yard into a 1/16 scale replica of the
Magic Kingdom so she may more accurately plan your day there?
11. Do fireworks go off in your front yard every night at 9:00 pm?
12. Does she refer to the salt in your salt shaker as pixie dust?
13. When out in public does she often ask “How do they make those
animatronic people look so real?”
14. Is there a sign in front of your fireplace designating it as a “Kodak
Picture Spot”?
15. Is your stereo system piped throughout the house playing, “It’s a
Small World” night and day, And Night And Day, AND NIGHT AND
DAY!?
16. Does she scream whenever going into an elevator, expecting it to
unexpectedly drop 6 stories?
17. Does she refer to your romantic time as “Extra Magic Hours”?
18. Is there a tram from the end of your driveway to your front door?
19. Has she tried to use a Fast Pass at the grocery store or bank?
20. Does she have matching Mickey Mouse ears to go with every
outfit – including lingerie?
21. Before driving in the minivan, does she inform all passengers
to “Seat children to the middle, collapse all strollers and keep arms
and legs inside the vehicle at all times”?
22. When going to communion, does she tell you to write down your
pew number and remember where you parked, i.e. Mary – 1-10,
Joseph – 11-20, Jesus – 21 and above?
23. Has a member of Disney Guest Services ever called HER for advice?
24. Does she end every conversation with “Have a Magical Day!”?
25. When you go to work in the morning, does someone with a large
white gloved hand wave you goodbye saying, “See ya’ real soon!”?

If you have answered “yes” to 5-10 of these questions, please join us. We can help. Our meetings are held weekly at Universal Studios – Orlando.

If you have answered “yes” to 11-20 of these questions, don’t bother with us. We urge you to seek professional help for your loved one immediately.

If you have answered “yes” to more than 20 of these questions, please contact the Disney Casting Department. Your loved one is probably beyond help – but she might as well get paid for it.

 

[mouseketeer_mom]

too cute!

 

[jjk]

This was emailed to my husband from my Aunt who is an AP holder. Too cute and too true!

Invitation to Meeting of FFDA


It has come to our attention that you may be interested in joining our support group – Friends and Family of Disney Addicts. Now, you may be asking yourself – is my loved one (heretofore referred to as “she”) really a Disney Addict? Please take a moment to ask yourself these target questions:

1. Does she require you to make preferred seating arrangements for
meals in your own home?
2. Does she find hidden Mickeys everywhere, anytime, in places where
you know there are no hidden Mickeys?
3. Does she talk in abbreviations such as CRT, TGM and EMH?
4. Has she inquired from your payroll department if you could be paid
in Disney dollars?
5. Has she ever sculpted her mashed potatoes into a replica of Space
Mountain?
6. Do you have to form a queue and pass a height requirement to get
into the family car?
7. In the heat of passion, has she ever yelled out, “Oh, yes, yes,
Goofy!”
8. Does she have Disney Reservations on speed dial?
9. Are you asked for your annual pass as you come in the front door?
10. Has she turned your back yard into a 1/16 scale replica of the
Magic Kingdom so she may more accurately plan your day there?
11. Do fireworks go off in your front yard every night at 9:00 pm?
12. Does she refer to the salt in your salt shaker as pixie dust?
13. When out in public does she often ask “How do they make those
animatronic people look so real?”
14. Is there a sign in front of your fireplace designating it as a “Kodak
Picture Spot”?
15. Is your stereo system piped throughout the house playing, “It’s a
Small World” night and day, And Night And Day, AND NIGHT AND
DAY!?
16. Does she scream whenever going into an elevator, expecting it to
unexpectedly drop 6 stories?
17. Does she refer to your romantic time as “Extra Magic Hours”?
18. Is there a tram from the end of your driveway to your front door?
19. Has she tried to use a Fast Pass at the grocery store or bank?
20. Does she have matching Mickey Mouse ears to go with every
outfit – including lingerie?
21. Before driving in the minivan, does she inform all passengers
to “Seat children to the middle, collapse all strollers and keep arms
and legs inside the vehicle at all times”?
22. When going to communion, does she tell you to write down your
pew number and remember where you parked, i.e. Mary – 1-10,
Joseph – 11-20, Jesus – 21 and above?
23. Has a member of Disney Guest Services ever called HER for advice?
24. Does she end every conversation with “Have a Magical Day!”?
25. When you go to work in the morning, does someone with a large
white gloved hand wave you goodbye saying, “See ya’ real soon!”?

If you have answered “yes” to 5-10 of these questions, please join us. We can help. Our meetings are held weekly at Universal Studios – Orlando.

If you have answered “yes” to 11-20 of these questions, don’t bother with us. We urge you to seek professional help for your loved one immediately.

If you have answered “yes” to more than 20 of these questions, please contact the Disney Casting Department. Your loved one is probably beyond help – but she might as well get paid for it.

thats great

 

[DizzKneeGeek]

excellent. must send this to all my friends and relatives for sure.

 

[PrincessAlways]

That's too good!

 

[byoung]

Excellent!

 

[sticker231]

Very funny. So what did everyone score?

 

[KangaFan]

Very funny. So what did everyone score?

Only 2, but if I had thought of the 1/16 scale replica idea, I would have done it by now!

 

[Sunny Soph]

Great!

 

[luvgrumpy]

Very funny. So what did everyone score?

I think I do most of the above and some things not listed. I don't know where that puts me score wise. I guess beyond professional help and if I contacted Disney casting they might think I'm too kooky for them.

 

[KangaFan]

I asked my aunt where she found it and she said she wrote it! Makes it even funnier in my book!

 

[disneygirl725]

That is funny. I can't wait to pass it on.

 

[Camp Rd. Lady]

Quit making fun of me!