Goofyme's Magic Band DISfunctions: other uses for 45 Magic Bands after 3 trips and 1 postponed(TBD) in a year

[Goofyme1968]

Gather around the the table at Tomorrowland Terrace lil' children for a watered-down soft drink, half-eaten Turkey leg, and some good conversation...Mainly how we ended up with 45 Magic Bands in less than a year...More on that later.... there was mostly good times and some of those precious Disney Moments of sadness and rage that only a few years of therapy can overcome. It was a ride...yet a ride not yet over.....there is still time ( AP being extended of course) for more debauchery , gluttony, and a dab of melancholy when it all comes to an end (approximately 2 months after Phase 3 kicks in I suppose).
Quick rundown on the cast members in the Year of Disney World Saga.. now let me get started by giving you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about....(did anyone pick up on that?).... so I have 5 kids (26 boy ,24 girl , 22 boy, 15 boy, and 13 boy) and a 16 yo stepson with my wife, who I will call "Sputnik". It's a short story but maybe later...she's not even of Russian decent and she is not that spacy, well maybe a little at times...she was raised on a road called Bogus Holler...ya know...the one that dead ends on Possum Trot...I am dyin' if I'm a lyin" ......... 3 trips so far...... the First being a ten day epic adventure of massive cash loss with all of us and two girlfriends in tow...they are really great ladies and I did this in a effort to cover up any future stupid mistakes of either and/or both of my eldest boys....
I have a little bit of ADD so please ..SQUIRREL !!!!.... bear with me...and I apologize for any poor grammar, spelling, or punctuation errors which does not reflect on any of my wonderful teachers I have had in my life....in fact, I like teachers so much I married one....despite the Bogus Holler association..

I digress....I have rambled on too much.... the post really is about the 45 Magic Bands (no, I don't have all of them but a good portion of them} and what other uses my family is coming up to use them for..So I will be posting a series of videos or pictures with each Episode that I hope is not only entertaining, but educational in some demented fashion.. *******GROUND RULES.... IF YOU LIKE TO SUGGEST A USE, PLEASE DO....BUT IT MUST BE POSTED AS A PIC OR VIDEO...ya know you and your kids are beginning to threaten each other and only they can stand so much Fortnite.....!!!

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Have a great evening, and may Pixie Dust cover you from head to toe...just don't let it get in your eyes...gosh that stings....

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