Goofy......Criminal Chicken?

[Goofyposter]

Groosch!!

Bugzie had been sentenced to prison for a long time.

They did not know that he was a mechanical genius when
they placed him in charge of the chicken yard.

He would go about picking up pieces of metal and wood.
He made an engine and some wings.

One day, at roll call they found that he had placed the engine and wings on the chicken shed and................






..................flown the coop.

Have A Great Day Everybody!!!

 

[Dream]

OOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

I'd definately say there was fowl play involved here GP!

Mornin!!

 

[newmousecateer]

At least it worked and he didn't have egg on his face.

Mornin' GP

 

[Dream]

LOL! Yep Marilyn...having that machine fly was really a feather in his cap don't cha think?

 

[Goofyposter]

Dream wrote:

having that machine fly was really a feather in his cap don't cha think?

Did it take ya long to hatch that one?

At least it was funny...sometimes my puns lay an egg.

Of course...as far as puns go...we're only scratching the surface.

Some pun-o-thons can get quite poultry...and that sometime makes folkscluck about them...while others might just brude....still there's always some that seem to flock to the punch line first.

 

[Dream]

Ooooo....he's on a roll now!!!!

GP...your puns are always something to crow about! Sometimes they might make us feel a little fried but then your pun threads are NOT for the chicken hearted !With everybody cooped up in all of this fowl weather...thinking of retorts to your puns gives us something to do to let our imaginations take wing !!!!

 

[oldkicker]

That's a pretty good yolk!

 

[Goofyposter]

LOL!!

Oldkicker wrote:

That's a pretty good yolk!

There would of course be some old hens that would disagree with ya!

In fact they'd say this pun had a chicken pox upon it!

There's certainly alot more puns here...if we just peck-a-way at them! Some puns even develop layers!

It's fun to bantam around! So long as they's time to incubate them.

You can even print them off to make your own little nest egg of Yucks!

 

[browneyes]

I'm too chicken to post anything too clever on this one.

 

[Patrick IL.]

What a most eggcelent post

 

[olena]

Clucker alert! LOL!

 

[catsrule]

 

[Serena]