Actually, it would be my Uncle Cheeto's sofa bed, which I share with Jose, the tiny terror AKA The Amazing Dancing Chihuahua, whom can be visited twice a day, at Sea World, performing his tremendous feats, or should I call them paws? he use to perform 4 times a day, however, do to his renegotiating his contract, two performances have been cut recently, and the status quo shall remain, until management caves in! so therefore, fans of Jose, unite! and call, fax, phone or hold a picket sign, for and at Sea World, in order to assist Jose with his current demands! I say this country is going to the dogs! and Jose loves it that way! and don't make him angry, either, for you do not want to see an angry chihuahua, believe you me,it is only second to scary, in comparison to angry chimpanzees, especially when they are el loco! ay, caramba!