Here is my Myrtle Beach golf story:
On our second day in MB, Dh and I got paired up with a couple of cowboys from Texas. I was planning on playing from the men's tee's but DH thought it would be better if I played from the women's tees since we got paired up with these other men, ok, no big deal, the women's tees are about 10 yards in front of the mens, ok, maybe 30 yards. The men tee off, ok drives, nothing outstanding We pull up to the women's tee box and the group in front of us is still in my way so I wait.
One of the Cowboys starts in, "it's ok, little lady, you just take your time, we aren't in a hurry. I know a big course like this is a little intimidating, blah, blah, blah." I could hear DH snickering in our cart, he's golfed with me before. The group in front of us moves so I get ready to tee off, plastered one down the middle about 60 yards in front of the cowboy's drive. He looked at my DH and said "if my wife did that I'd shoot her". I birdied the hole and went on to beat him by about 10 strokes.
We pull back up to the clubhouse to drop off our clubs and the attendant starts in "well how did it go little lady (I don't know what is with all the little lady stuff), I hope our course wasn't too hard for you, blah, blah, blah". The cowboy comes up behind him and said, " I wouldn't talk like that to her, she cleaned my clock". The attendant looked at me and said, "what did you shoot". I told him an 82 and his mouth dropped to the ground. Then he asked to see my handicap card

. He apologized.
The next day we were paired up with a couple other men and they took one look at me and asked the attendant if they could be paired up with someone else. The attendant asked them what they shot the day before and he said, "yes, that might be a good idea because she will beat you by about 20 strokes".
