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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden
and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic
snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man
for you."
"What's a man, Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll
lie, cheat, and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.
But he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill
things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've
been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will
satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in
childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't
be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
What's the catch, Lord?"
"Well ... you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring ... So
you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just
remember, it's our little secret...
"You know, woman to woman."
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden
and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic
snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man
for you."
"What's a man, Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll
lie, cheat, and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.
But he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill
things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've
been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will
satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in
childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't
be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
What's the catch, Lord?"
"Well ... you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring ... So
you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just
remember, it's our little secret...
"You know, woman to woman."
