Give this pix a caption

I don't have any captions to add but Matthew better never complain again about ME packing too much when we go on vacation!!!!
 
What your history teacher didn't tell you after Hannibal's last war elephants died.
 

I get 1.234 miles per gallon city
2.5 highway
 
"Yes ma'm, you heard right...that will be 150 hamburgers, 15 cheeseburgers, 100 large fries, 55 happy meals, 150 large cokes......what's that?....sure.....supersize it...."
 
"The fold-flat seats in our new minivan provides a multitude of seating and cargo hauling options"
 
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Sorry but I have a few:

It's raining Arabi men!

The Americans are coming!

Women take control, men can't deal and leave!

Cracked me up.
 
The Civil Rights Movement suffered a stunninning setback today with the release of these pictures showing Miss Rosa Parks refusing to give up her seat.....
 
"Dang, I think my wallet's gone".


Seeing that pic reminds me of Weird Al's "Another rides the bus".:teeth: :teeth:


Another One Rides The Bus by Weird Al Yankovic

(parody of Queen's Another One Bites the Dust)


Riding in the bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed (Yeah!)
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back
It was smelling like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stopping to pick up more, look out

(Chorus)
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standing next to me
Hasn't showered in a year
I think I'm missing a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stopping again
To let a couple more freaks get on look out

(Chorus)

(Weird sound effects)

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus ow
Another one rides the bus hey hey
Another one rides the bus hey-ey-ey-ey

The window doesn't open and the fan is broke
And my face is turning blue (Yeah)
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see the Who
Well I should've got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe
And now we're gonna pick up more
 





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