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[I Am What I Am]

Best. Thread. EVER.

 

[My sister's princess]

How exciting!!! I've just been tagged or something!!! I now have a rolling banner by my name. It's a Christmas miracle!!! I think I might just drop my lawsuit against Disney and sell by son's insulin to pay for another trip to Disney World! The magic is back!!! Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop talking about miracles! That is religious, you are going to get us locked again!!!!

 

[lajones81]

OP - Perhaps I missed it, but were you also participating in a fridge swap? I think you need to add more details to your story!

 

[Shmily1]

OP, I think if you were any kind of parent, you would flip your kid out of the ECV and let him hobble along while you ride around on it and get to the front of the lines! Also, why did you let your starving DS only have 2 plates? Three is the minimum! What kind of parent are you?

 

[Wall-E1]

It's like Cool Hand Luke. No matter how many times he was locked up, he always found a way...

Put him in a sleeper hold Mary Jo!!!

 

[MaryAnnDVC]

Okay, I have to break character here for just a moment

Oh really? You know how traumatizing this is for me, a DISer for over 10 years? Didn't you ever hear the case of the kids who saw Mickey without his head in Disneyland and was so traumatized the parents sued? I'm going to sue the DIS!

 

[FergieTCat]

It's like Cool Hand Luke. No matter how many times he was locked up, he always found a way...

Put him in a sleeper hold Mary Jo!!!

I'll give you credit for not having a failure to communicate.

 

[smkiya]

How exciting!!! I've just been tagged or something!!! I now have a rolling banner by my name. It's a Christmas miracle!!! I think I might just drop my lawsuit against Disney and sell by son's insulin to pay for another trip to Disney World! The magic is back!!! Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool beans! You're a hit!

 

[happygirl]

It's like Cool Hand Luke. No matter how many times he was locked up, he always found a way...

Put him in a sleeper hold Mary Jo!!!

 

[padams]

WallE, I can't believe that you got another tag in the time this worthless closed thread has had 1,000+ views and 100+ posts, and I STILL do not have a tag.

BTW, do you have any good In-law stories? I always like the evil IL threads because they make me feel better about my ILs. And since I am so sad about being tagless, I thought you should cheer me up. Or you could complain about your holiday gifts, that might be fun...

 

[MaryAnnDVC]

How exciting!!! I've just been tagged or something!!! I now have a rolling banner by my name. It's a Christmas miracle!!! I think I might just drop my lawsuit against Disney and sell by son's insulin to pay for another trip to Disney World! The magic is back!!! Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!

Being tagged requires several new threads...one to announce you've been tagged, and several more from other posters pleading for the same consideration. (I, however, prefer to remain tagless. )

And I think what you meant is that it's a HOLIDAY miracle.

 

[purplegirl247]

I haven't bothered reading the entire thread, but don't worry; when I do I'll come back and quote everyone individually...

And for this to *really* be a bona-fide CB thread, shouldn't OP have asked the general public if his kid needs medical attention?

 

[snapppyd]

Donna Reed? I love her.

How many more times will this be locked and unlocked? Why is it getting locked? There are more questions than answers.

I'm sorta like Donna, but with swine and wine thrown in!

 

[Finkelstein's Hubby]

Man alive this is just the best thread ever......I am just gonna recline my seat all the way back and enjoy the ride

Gordon

 

[JESW]

Who cares about your petty little problems...just tell me what the crowds and weather will be like in 3 years when we are going to Disney...

 

[FergieTCat]

WallE, I can't believe that you got another tag in the time this worthless closed thread has had 1,000+ views and 100+ posts, and I STILL do not have a tag.

BTW, do you have any good In-law stories? I always like the evil IL threads because they make me feel better about my ILs. And since I am so sad about being tagless, I thought you should cheer me up. Or you could complain about your holiday gifts, that might be fun...

Tags don't come free you know. You have to offer up something of value. Do you have any organs you aren't using?

 

[clovergirl5]

I thought it was all about ME!!!

Oh wait, my SNOWFLAKE AND ME

Im yaging!

 

[happygirl]

Tags don't come free you know. You have to offer up something of value. Do you have any organs you aren't using?

Or even a first born snowflake

 

[My sister's princess]

I thought it was all about ME!!!

Oh wait, my SNOWFLAKE AND ME

Im yaging!

My snowflake and I.... these boards have grimmer police

 

[mommy2allgirls]

I just wanted to thank you all for this thread. I have had a rough couple of days due to an illness and a miscarriage and this made me lol and I needed that. Thank you!