I did the "pile of goo" thing

on Labor Day, 2000. I really need
to go back to the GF spa (or try the SSR spa)! At the time, the GF
spa offered a spa sampler that included the Peaceful Nights Bath,
a massage, and a spa pedicure.
They did warn me to arrive at least 15 minutes early, so I did. The
reception staff passed me off to a cast member after handing me
a robe and slippers. Nice way to begin.
The bath required a bathing suit, so I changed into my suit, put on the robe
and slippers, then waited in the lounge, where a big plate of orange slices
were on a coffee table. I grabbed some ice water and sat in a comfy
chair, listening to the piped in "spa" music. (It's piped into all the rooms,
I've noticed.)
An attendant escorted me to the Peaceful Nights Bath, which was a whirlpool
tub filled with some sort of essential bath salts and oils for relaxation. The
tub has some strategically placed candles, plus a curtain the attendant closes
around the tub, so that you're essentially "cocooned" in the tub.
The effect soon put me in a trance-like meditative state. I'm not saying
that I had any visions of Nirvana, (or even a Native American vision quest!),
but I was in quite a state of relaxation I've never known before. Cool.
After the bath, the attendant came back with a towel and instructions about
the massage. (Basically, she told me that underwear is optional, depending on
level of modesty, but not required.) Once I had my robe on again, I was
led back to the comfy chair in the lounge, where I started to zone out
again. (The music helped.)
My massage therapist led me to the massage room, and she convinced me
(didn't need to twist my arm) to upgrade to an aromatherapy massage.
Wow. I thought the bath was relaxing, but the massage from my scalp
to my toes turned me into that pile o' mush everyone else mentioned.
By the time I was done, I felt like I could barely walk back to the lounge.
I managed to change back into my clothes and headed for the spa pedicure.
The massage chair basins are pretty much standard where I go locally,
but at the time, it just continued the already wonderful morning.
Oh, I forgot to mention....my appointment started at 9am (but arriving at
8:45am), and I was done by about 12:15pm.