My 3-year-old son has been watching YouTube ride videos in anticipation of our current trip to WDW. His favorite is "wheezy dog dash." I suppose as much as slinky dog is running, he probably is wheezing a bit He also loves the "hi-ho roller coaster." My husband finally convinced him the names are Slinky Dog Dash and Seven Dwarfs Mine Train. What funny names have your kids given to attractions, parks, characters, etc.? I love the things kids come up with!