Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[kupperman]

Just back and overheard a few funny things.
Waiting in line at Epcot I heard a little girl ask her sister did she know what Epcot stood for. She then told her sister that it stood for every person comes out tired. She was being very serious.

Heard behind me waiting for fantasmic after the announcment to tell everyone to remain seated in Spanish went off.
Man: That's some funny sounding English isn't it?
Woman: That was Spanish.
Man: Oh that's what that was. Did you understand it?
Woman: No
Man: Do you speak it?
I tried not to laugh out loud

Overheard behind me before the great movie ride started.
Woman: Is this going to turn into a roller coaster? (being very serious)

 

[summerlandjeff]

My DD12 on her first ride at Mission Space, she was 8 then, said "dad, if this space ship crashed, how do we get back to Disney World?"
I guess that's a compliment to the imagineers!

 

[Teresa Pitman]

I may be the only person who finds this funny, but during our recent visit (December 5 to 15) we were planning which rides we'd try. My 5-year-old grandson gets a little nervous about some of the rides, but his almost 2-year-old sister, Callista, is pretty brave. So as we were discussing the rides, my son said jokingly "Well, Callista's not afraid of nothin'" and Callista looked up and said "I not afraid of muffins, I like muffins."

It just broke me up.

Teresa

 

[Teresa Pitman]

We went to "It's Tough to Be a Bug" with both of the grandchildren, and 5-year-old HATED it. When he came out he said "I'm not going to that show again until I'm a hundred years old!"

Teresa

 

[uva185]

On the plane down to Orlando....

"Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome aboard flight 615 with non-stop service to Orlando Florida, home of the Magic Kingdom, where your money magicly disappears"

This was during spring break season so there were mostly tourists on the plane....it got a few laughs.

 

[Philadisney]

On the plane down to Orlando....

"Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome aboard flight 615 with non-stop service to Orlando Florida, home of the Magic Kingdom, where your money magicly disappears"

This was during spring break season so there were mostly tourists on the plane....it got a few laughs.

that reminds me of the song our flight attendant sang over the loudspeaker when we landed in Orlando for our May trip:

Zip a dee do dah
Zip a dee ay
Thank you for flying Southwest Airlines today
Plenty of peanuts headed your way
Zip a dee do dah
Zip a dee ay

 

[Ride Junkie]

Bubbler is what we call it here in MA. As a matter of fact I never heard the term Water Fountain, except for an actual fountain in a garden etc, until high school when a transfer student from Texas joined my English class. We said bubbler, he had no idea what we were talking about!! Poor thing was so thirsty, he had been trying to figure it out all morning!!

How funny, I've never heard the term "bubbler"! I don't hear water fountain much either; here in California, we usually call it a drinking fountain. If someone here were to refer to a bubbler, I would probably expect either a fizzy drink or a rude biological noise! "I feel a bubbler coming on..."

 

[wise king mickey]

During one of the Spanish spiels about safety, I swear I heard "Bienvinedos, mi sombrero es [unintelligible for about three seconds] Space Mountain. something something banos." My sister, who took Spanish in high school, cracked up. When I asked her the joke, she said it roughly translated to:

My hat welcomes you to Space Mountain. Keep hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the rocket at all times, and in case of emergency, proceed directly to the gender-appropriate bathroom.

It makes you wonder what those Spanish announcements say...
Then again, my sister is a compulsive prankster. So she may have been joking.

 

[Not so Dumbo]

At MGM while touring Osborne lights, my DS4, who was in a terrible mood and had just spent the last few minutes trying to catch the "snow" on his tongue yells, " It's not snow. It's soap!" He was REALLY mad about it.

 

[David R]

I have no idea what the story is but while heading towards the HM this afternoon I heard some man scream really loud in an upset manner "she smells like garlic!" which I found kind of humorous.

 

[SelfEmployedDebtFree]

Not a word, just a look. One evening while leaving Mickeys Not So Scary Halloween party,... OK let me paint you a picture.
I'm a Pirate, and my wife... She spent MONTHS on her costume. She had a long black dress, victorian style, with fish-net hose and everything all ripped up and shreaded. She looked AWESOME! Black eyeliner, pale white, and looked really dead.. She had leaves in her hair and everything.. I mean she REALLY looked like a corpse! (and she got complimented for the costume all night I may add) It was September, and we were leaving the party. This really high class lady was apparently going to pick someone up, and was walking towards the turnstiles after the party was over. She looked at my wife, and had the most horrific look on her face. She just FROZE in her tracks and kept staring in horror, and even turned around and watched her walk by. My wife bust into laughter and said "I dont think anyone informed her that your supposed to dress up."
I guess you just had to been there.

 

[Cmdbuddy]

Heard this one today in an AK bathroom:

Child (real angry): You're not the boss around here!
Mom: Well then who is?
Child: *pause* MICKEY MOUSE!

 

[CR Resort Fan 4 Life]

A few nights ago while waiting for the Monorail at the Grand Floridian to leave, a Woman asked the CM is this where she can find the Disney Transport Buses? I was laughing so much in my head, that someone could not realize that is not the location for the Disney Transport Buses.

 

[David R]

OK, not at DW, but it's related.

Yesterday I was walking out of Islands of Adventure at the end of the day and this guy behind me was talking on his cellphone and said "yeah, we just spent the day at Disneyland!"

 

[Cmdbuddy]

Tonight while walking into a bathroom at MK, a woman looked at me and says really loud "Where am I going?". She did a double take at the bathroom and says "This isn't where they're handing out wrist bands for Extra Magic Hours, is it?"

*sigh*...

 

[sunny_stace]

I forgot to enter this when I got home from my trip to the world in September but...did you all know that the renovations on POTC made it so the entire ride takes place under water!? This woman and her daughter behind us in line had my friend and I in stitches. Her daughter (about 7 or so) was a little timid about the ride and so she asked her mum about what was gonna happen. So the mother says:
"you remember the movie? Well, this is just like that only underwater! It's really fun honey."
the child starts crying in fear screaming, "no, no! I don't like being underwater!"
So I decide to turn around to stop a meaningless scene and assure the child that the ride does NOT take place underwater. With a smile I tell both mother and daughter that they will go through a misty wall that looks somewhat like a waterfall, but that is the closest they will come to being underewater. The child stops freaking and goes all smiles, the mother however, gives me the look of death and goes "thanks for spoiling it for her." The way I figure it, prepare your child for what will happen if they're a little scared! But all that over something that doesn't happen?!
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We also overheard a little girl's spelling lesson on the bus back to the resort after an afternoon at MGM. She is sitting with her mum and dad (she's about 4 or 5) and her dad says "did you like seeing Ariel?" and the little girl was very excited and she says "oh yes daddy!! I love Ariel!!!!!" And so dad decides to quiz her a little. "Can you spell Ariel?" he asks.
"AAAAAAAAAA-Riel!!!" she shrieks and we start giggling. The dad smiles at us and is laughing and he continues."
"Where were we today sweetie?" he asked.
"MGM! ARIEL!!!" is the little one's reply.
"can you spell mermaid?" dad asks her.
"M-M-G-G ARIEL!!! M-M-G-G ARIEL!!!!!" the little girl is screaming with joy!!!
Even now months later my friend and I will randomly say to each other "Stace? how do you spell mermaid?" and we will break up with laughter!

 

[tigger & mickey]

At AK in Dec. at the Pochontas and her forest friends show. The porcupine would not leave the stage even with some coaxing from the trainers, so an annoucement was made "the show is delayed due to technical difficulties and will resume shortly" It took them probably 5 minutes or so to get the animal off the stage.

 

[WDWRC]

How about this one from yesterday, New Year's Eve...

"I better book tonight's dinner reservation early this morning!"

I really wanted to respond with.....you probably should have booked it early in the morning 6 months ago!!

 

[Tink n Poohbear]

We were walking thru AK when a CM said "Good Morning!" to my DS4. DS leans out of his stroller and in a bright, happy voice, replies "I can kick my own *ss!"

DH and I were mortified! We were trying to figure out where he would have heard that, when finally realized that a DJ had said that on the radio that morning. I guess he just latched on it and picked THAT particular moment to repeat it.

 

[WDWFUN]

I was waiting for the boat @ WL to head to Magic Kingdom one night, it was a quiet night until I heard a DH tell his DW

You can't believe anything you read on those Disney forums, you are always on them!

I could not control myself laughing and my DH and DS looked at me confused They didn't hear it, but I sure did.

I just wanted to share...Was this anyone's DH on the Dis Forums??