pjweaver
just happy to be here
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@WebmasterPete I would love to work for The Dis, however I can not send e-mails at the moment.
I would be willing to commute to Orlando daily inspite of the flight time. I talk english pretty ok soon enough. I had a very high rating on the ASVATs and rank as a 21121. I can also hang drywall and frame out rooms, so I would be able to separate the production nook from the studio to hide Craig from the public eye. @Teleclashter needs to keep his upbeat attitude to himself and not disrupt potential rants.
I have no video experience, and a general dislike of people, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you need and NSA satellite retasked I can help, but effectively navigating Main Street at rope drop is still eludes me. I am able to hit buttons (hell I've trained monkeys to hit buttons for me), and seem to have a knack for creative problem solving. Just this morning I was able to solve the junior jumble in the newspaper I got (my neighbor got up late).
As far as passion for Disney, I bought Walt's frozen head on EBay. I'm not sure that it's authentic, but it was worth the price. I have never seen the movie Aladdin, but I did date the girl who plays Jasmine in Epcot (her name is Beth) as well as two Tinkerbell's and an Ariel. I'd say that counts as passion. I forgot about Grumpy, she was a tiny thing named Sarah who was really not all that grumpy at all.
My job experience is mostly classified, but you can google Orgun-E to see some of my work. I don't expect any pay as I work for my passion, however 6 ounces of uncut diamonds is my normal fee to cover and expenses. I will also require a passport under the name Dirk Bennedict, an Aston Martin, and a Hello Kitty scarf.
I doubt Pete or John will see this, but I hope it gets a slight chuckle if they do. Keep up the great work and I hope to see you when I retire.
I would be willing to commute to Orlando daily inspite of the flight time. I talk english pretty ok soon enough. I had a very high rating on the ASVATs and rank as a 21121. I can also hang drywall and frame out rooms, so I would be able to separate the production nook from the studio to hide Craig from the public eye. @Teleclashter needs to keep his upbeat attitude to himself and not disrupt potential rants.
I have no video experience, and a general dislike of people, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you need and NSA satellite retasked I can help, but effectively navigating Main Street at rope drop is still eludes me. I am able to hit buttons (hell I've trained monkeys to hit buttons for me), and seem to have a knack for creative problem solving. Just this morning I was able to solve the junior jumble in the newspaper I got (my neighbor got up late).
As far as passion for Disney, I bought Walt's frozen head on EBay. I'm not sure that it's authentic, but it was worth the price. I have never seen the movie Aladdin, but I did date the girl who plays Jasmine in Epcot (her name is Beth) as well as two Tinkerbell's and an Ariel. I'd say that counts as passion. I forgot about Grumpy, she was a tiny thing named Sarah who was really not all that grumpy at all.
My job experience is mostly classified, but you can google Orgun-E to see some of my work. I don't expect any pay as I work for my passion, however 6 ounces of uncut diamonds is my normal fee to cover and expenses. I will also require a passport under the name Dirk Bennedict, an Aston Martin, and a Hello Kitty scarf.
I doubt Pete or John will see this, but I hope it gets a slight chuckle if they do. Keep up the great work and I hope to see you when I retire.
