for us ol' folks

[pumba]

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations do not, repeat DO NOT go together:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speed o's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. In-line skates and a walker

With these guidelines I'm sure we'll all be LOOKING GOOD!

 

[Serena]

LOL, I think I'm safe.

I've got # 7 down pat. I have a huge c-section scar that starts at my belly button. No bb piercings or bikinis for me.