For American Idol fans.......

[Disney-Kim]

I have a comment on the judges.....is anyone else wondering if Randy has a vocabulary past.....
whats up dawg and hey dawg. He is a married man/father. does he ask his kids.....whats up dawg? I can see once in a while but he only says these two statements to the singers and others.
once you notice how many times he repeats himself its funny.

I so agree that Randy/Paula are boring comment wise and Simon is more truthful.

 

[Disney-Kim]

oh yeah......if he dislikes the performance.....its "I just didn't feel it" and it he likes it......right on dawg....

 

[Tinkbell]

Randy and Paula will always blame the song, never the performer.

 

[disykat]

Our boy's school had a talent show last night and the teachers did an American Idol skit. They spoofed the first auditions. They had great material to work with because the judges seem to be so predictable. It was hilarious and everyone was roaring with laughter. "Dawg, I just wasn't feeling it" "I have to agree with Randy" "I don't mean to be rude, but that was the worst singing I've ever heard."...

Sorry to steal part of your thread, but I just have to add that my kid's teachers are a bunch of very good untalented singers. I especially enjoyed the singer who couldn't spell "Respect", the pipsqueaky singer who had the audience clapping and stomping to "We Will Rock You", and especially the singer who dressed as half woman half man and sang as both Olivia Newton John and John Travolta "Summer Lovin" appropriately changing her body and voice as she went.

 

[iNTeNSeBLue98]

Randy Repetative. Learn some new phrases. The guy to pump the contestants up.
Paula Positive. She's the cheerleader.
Simon Truthful. Contestants need to be able to handle constructive critism from him. He doesn't blow sunshine.