Food in Heaven (joke)...

[SuiteDisney]

Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed
away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates
of heaven.

"Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord asked.

"I could eat," said Seymour.

The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it.

While eating this humble meal, Seymour looked down into
Hell and noticed the inhabitants devouring enormous
steaks, pheasant, pastries and vodka.

The next day, the Lord again asked Seymour if he were
hungry, and Seymour again said, "I could eat."

Once again, a can of tuna was opened and shared, while
down below Seymour noticed a feast of caviar,
champagne, lamb, truffles, brandy, and chocolates.

The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of
tuna was opened.

Meekly, Seymour said, "Lord, I am very happy to be in
heaven as a reward for the good life I lived. But, this
is heaven, and all I get to eat is tuna. But in the
other place, they eat like kings. I just don't
understand."

"To be honest, Seymour," the Lord said, "for just two
people, does it pay to cook?

 

[CathyCanada]

 

[olena]

Hee hee...

 

[dandave]