Favourite Quotes.

[dhiwannabe]

okay, three funnies and two serious:

"I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in!"
Full House

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"Did I just hear an uh-oh from someone with a power saw?"
Full House again

and my inspirational one...
"Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain."

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in a time of comfort and convieniece, but where he stands in a time of challenge and controversy."

 

[LittleMissMusical]

luv the Nanny quotes!!!!!!

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

Lol, I love The Nanny




"The meaning of life is contained in every single expression of life. It is present int he infinity of forms and phenomena that exist in all of creation."- Michael Jackson

 

[owaispoul]

"Opportunities are like sunrises - if you wait too long, you miss them."

"Believe while others are doubting."

"A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow."

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

 

[dancer4life22]

"and to think... all this started with a man and a mouse" walt disney
"if you live to be one hundred i want to live to be a hundred minus one day so i never have to live a day without you" winnie the pooh
"dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening, live each day as if it were your last"
If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
-- Frankie Boyle
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

and my personal favorite:
JUDGE: Why do you think that 20% of americans cant identify the united states on a map?

CONTESTANT ANSWER: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

this was in the miss teen america pageant a few years ago.

 

[peter_pan_girl]

"Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you." - Dr. Seuss

"Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea, freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having." - Bicentennial Man

Patch Adams: Death. To die. To expire. To pass on. To perish. To peg out. To push up daisies. To push up posies. To become extinct. Curtains, deceased, Demised, departed And defunct. Dead as a doornail. Dead as a herring. Dead as a mutton. Dead as nits. The last breath. Paying a debt to nature. The big sleep. God's way of saying, "Slow down."
Bill Davis: To check out.
Patch Adams: To shuffle off this mortal coil.
Bill Davis: To head for the happy hunting ground.
Patch Adams: To blink for an exceptionally long period of time.

 

[MuskratSusie]

“Art is our link to the past and our gift to the future.” - Unknown

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

INTERVIEWER: If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you?
Jade: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand.
Davey: [looking confused] What?!


Interviewer: I was wondering if you and Davey ever fought over a mirror backstage or something, and if so who won? And who has used the most makeup on one single nite?
Jade Puget: Actually, yes, that happens all the time. Finally, I was like, "That's it! It's time to settle this make-up contest once and for all, I challenge you to a make-out!" Wrong choice of words.


Random Fan: You have the only job in the world where people line up to hug you.
Davey Havok: Well, me and the Pope.
Random: Are you crazy? You can't hug the pope. He's inside the bubble.
Davey: Are you sure you can't hug the Pope? Hey, everyone, does anyone know if you're allowed to hug the Pope?


"I saw Billy Idol about 6 years ago getting out of limo and I yelled "Billy Idol!!" at him, in case maybe he forgot. He gave me a thumbs up."-Jade Puget


Q: I just wanted to know, did you guys have a nightmare before Christmas?
Hunter Burgan: Yes! I had a nightmare where we were on this band bus on tour. I had been sleeping and I was woken up because ahead of us in the distance there was some sort of giant explosion and the ground was rippling and there was a wave of earth coming towards us and we were all going to die.


Davey: Yeah, the band is fighting each other while they're playing, and there's flames, like these kind of, what do they call them
Jade: Firecracker...
Davey: The thing that shoots the lightning
Jade: Clouds


Don't you know that I burst into flames if I step into a church?!-Davey


"I'm going to start a band called 99OH!9. We're going to play horribly negative pop in German." -Hunter


Ask AFI question from a DFer: Do any of you guys like peanut butter? Oh and my friend looks like Jade.
Davey's response: My peanut butter looks like Jade too!


Person: So, you said you wouldn't play in jeans, but you do play in shiny pants. Are they really that much more comfortable?
Hunter: They aren't shiny.
Person: Like, wouldn't shiny pants stick to you?
Hunter: I don't wear shiny pants
Person: They've got to be really heavy and tight, right?
Hunter: Look, then I suggest you don't wear shiny pants on stage. Okay?
Person: No one wants to see me in shiny pants.
Hunter: ...

 

[lnfan4life]

"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." -Steve Prefontaine
"If you fail to prepare, prepare to fail" -Steve Prefontaine