Fahrenheit Great White

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Breaking News:
Michael Moore is currently shooting a new movie in Woods Hole, MA. A documentary of what the news stations won't tell you (well maybe CBS!). The movie, entitled "Fahrenheit Great White", is an expose of George W. Bush's insidious plot to secretly install a great white shark within the inlet adjacent to John Kerry's private island. Kerry was quoted as saying," I blame George Bush for placing this monsterous fish in proximity to me and my loved ones. If you doubt the veracity of this scheme, Dan Rather has both located and authenticated documents signed by G.W. Bush's own hand directly linking Bush to the plan."
The island belonging to Kerry allegedly contains a "secret volcano lair" (a la Dr. Evil) in which lay all the undisclosed plans for the nation, that Kerry cannot reveal until he is elected.
Moore further alleges that the shark was placed in the inlet in order to infiltrate the lair and steal the covert Kerry Plans.
 
CBS Breaking News EXCLUSIVE:

Michael Moore was eaten by a great white shark off the coast of Massachusetts. Oceanographers at Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute feel that the shark will head for open water and not need to feed again until the next election.

D. Rather CBS News
 


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