excuse generator

[catycatcat4]

bury my candaian friend
skip my angry pill
anilize my fluffy plants
study my upset sister thats not a good idea *puts on helment*
bury my new cat it died all ready? wait i dont have a cat?

 

[Minnie328]

Find my demented dog!
Kiss my miserly aunt!
Lift my hot underpants!
Wax my sticky mailman!
salvage my sickily ego!
Floss my tiny unicycle!
Wrestle my smelly goldfish!

 

[catycatcat4]

Find my demented dog!
Kiss my miserly aunt!
Lift my hot underpants!
Wax my sticky mailman!
salvage my sickily ego!
Floss my tiny unicycle!
Wrestle my smelly goldfish!

 

[Captain Brain]

Tighten my Grumpy Garden

Punch my missing burrito

Watch my inbred arm

 

[polysisterchick]

i'm bored so i got a few more excuses:

-examine my hairy brother (NO THANK YOU)
-thwart my sleepy bomb
-water my scary butt (oh goodness... i really didn't think my butt was that scary)
-revive my frantic carpet
-sponge my miserable keyboard (Wouldn't that destroy the keyboard)
-Jump my demented monkey

 

[kjkcool]

Sorry I have to-
Free my hairy pill
Punch my sneaky scab
Loosen my floppy car
Thwart my broken weasle
Rock my canadian dreadlocks (I always thought they were from Kazikstan!)
Find my sunburned Gumbo
and
Find my poisionous Armpits
LOL!

 

[kjkcool]

I also have to spank my new prisoner!LOL!

 

[Captain Brain]

Cuddle my crazy unicycle

Pierce my upset muffin

Salvage my sticky friend

Disarm my unweildy Grandma

 

[skyfire]

Pop my squishy sausage
Water my scary butt
Salvage my lumpy underpants
Spank my fuzzy mom
Eat my smelly stomache
Loosen my dead burrito
Wax my lumpy sausage
Drink my salty firetruck
Drink my Canadian computer
Free my demented friend