Settles in and gets down to work...
On October 3rd, Jamie asked me what day it was.
“It’s Kona Café day.”
That's not how that goes!!! Oh, nevermind.
We had an 8:45am breakfast ADR.
YAWN but YAY.

Happy in the face of adversity.
Holy crap! That's for
one person???
This sums up what I thought of the whole experience.
I call this shot, “Tired, But Worth It.”
I call this shot "adorable as always".
Can you guess where we’re having dinner tonight?
I’ll give you a clue…
Okay! I got it now! Boma!!!
No?
We’re eating at the California Grill tonight!
Dang! I was soooo close!
So instead we had our first ride on Sum of all Thrills!
I liked that ride. So much better than the boring paint by numbers thing they have now.
The best part was watching the little video stream of Jamie’s head in the simulator compartment next to me.

Hoping to see him turn green?
After going on the ride we joined the manatee presentation.
Oh look, they weigh the same as Jamie and I do after two weeks at Disney.
Clown fish flash mob!!
Then we left The Seas and found the condescending seahorse!
This is how the CM looked at me when I was “38 minutes early”…

Not a good look to get.
It was pretty busy so Jamie said “let’s just get the two that sound the nicest, rather than trying them all.”
So of course I got him the Beverley.
And he fell for it
again????
He did not remember that little trick from last year.
PAY MORE ATTENTION BOY.

Please tell me he fell for it again in 2016.
And here’s one that I made, which had a terrible score but I don’t care because it looks COOL.
Please do not question how the wheels work, thanks.
No questions asked. Looks perfectly feasible.
Ahh nice tidy room
Why doesn't that happen at home???
They should sell Mousekeepers.
You look very nice, Katie.
The check in guy asked me if it was
really my birthday and I said it was on the 16th, but we’re leaving soon, and he was very happy for me that I got to celebrate at Disney so close to my birthday

He also appreciated my honesty
Oh, good! Now I know how to lie to them.
We sat at the bar to wait for our table, but it was ready before we could order.
And it was covered in confetti!!!
Nice!
We had a GREAT table.
It wasn’t a window table, but still a castle view, even while the blinds were halfway down.
That's a really nice view. Seriously.
While we were waiting for our entrees Jamie made a Mickey Mouse out of the confetti.
The boy may not pay attention, but he has other talents.
Wow! That looks amazingly delicious.
Cute shot!
DIS TIP: If you eat here earlier in the evening, you can actually come back later, show your receipt, and watch the fireworks from the observation deck!
We haven’t done this yet but it’s a nice option.
Good to know. Don't know if I'll ever eat there, but.... good to know.
When I got back, Shannon was just setting down a free congratulatory crème brûlée, as well as the chocolate pudding..!!!!
Score!!! (and want)
It’s Magic Kingdom extra magic hours until 2am!!
Nothing makes me happier than late nights at the Magic Kingdom.
I have a really vivid memory of this monorail trip. A family got in our car, and grandma had to get out to let a
scooter in, so she ended up going to the next car down because we were pretty full.
The little boy was really worried about her disappearance, and cried the whole way, screaming for his “Nay Nay”.
So I remember this journey really well, due to the constant (amusing) wailing of,
“NAYYYY NAYYYYY, NAAAAYYYY NAAAAAAY”

Poor li'l gaffer.
But makes me think of John Pinette.
Also, as we were exiting the monorail, a guy turned to me and said,
“Love the trip reports!”
GAHH!
YAY!
Nice! I'd love to have that happen... just once!
But.... nope.
He also asked Jamie if he’d had success maxing out his score on Buzz this year, which Jamie loved!
He likes to be recognised as the hero that he is.

Of course!

Love that shot! He looks just too happy!
I enjoy this video.
Listen to how disappointed we are when the ride comes to an end
Ugh. At work. Videos will have to wait.
That is a seriously good photo.
When we exited Philharmagic there was a huge leak coming from the Philharmagic wall?!?
It was gushing out and there was water ALL over Fantasyland!
How odd.
It's part of Disney's new immersive experience.
After Wishes we rode It’s a Small World!
I'm so sorry. Did someone dare you?
That's spelled "annoying" but I consider it more "terrifying".
We saw a woman with a stroller walking past worrying she wouldn’t get a spot, so we scooted up and she sat down on the floor next to us with the stroller behind us.
Nice of you.
She said she didn’t want any compensation, but Disney had insisted, and they gave her a new stroller to keep, about 10 fastpasses, and let her daughter pick out two plush toys from the Emporium!!
Darn. Wish I'd known. My kids are too old now for strollers. But I could've put Kay in one when she was four, I suppose and shoved her off a curb or down some stairs or something.
Opportunity lost.
So sad.
Just before the parade started we saw a proposal at the Partners statue just behind us!
YAY.
Awwww...
Then it was time for
THE MAINNN STREET ELECTRICALLL PARAAAADE.
So glad I saw it one last time before it went away.
We wanted to ride Astro Orbiter as we’d never done it before.
Nor have I. And...
... don't think I will.
I like this attention to detail:
Whoa. That is very astute of you.
We didn’t call the front desk because WE ARE PROBLEM SOLVERS so we fixed it eventually, but we were so exhausted going to bed. It was a very late night!!
Way to problem solve!
(Or was it more "I'm too embarrassed to call. Just fix it!!!")
During the game I went to Captain Cooks and got us both a big kahuna sandwich each!
Holy crap! That thing is a. huge. b. amazing looking.
Yes we are a couple of twenty-somethings, at Disney World, eating cookies and drinking milk.
We’re not giant children I swear.
OK maybe we are.
Yes. Yes you are. It's why we like reading your TRs.
We went straight to ET as it was closed last time we were here.
I didn't know it was still there!
DW and I still talk about it.... from about 20+ years ago.
We made great use of those express passes guys… Totally worth it.
Obviously. A wise investment.
Why does this dragon always try to melt my ice cream as soon as I step outside!
Karma. You obviously were cruel to dragons at some time.
We took our ice cream to the steps up the side of Gringotts.
This is a nice place to sit away from everyone.
And prevent people from walking up and down.
There was literally NO ONE there, they were sending empty cars!
We got one all to ourselves!
Nice! Good score!
They’re very strict on loose items at Dragon Challenge.
I think there was an accident here a while ago.

There was. A couple, I believe.
We put everything in the locker and went back through the line, but I realised I still had a lip balm in my pocket..
I thought meh, it should be fine, right?
WRONG!
There are metal detectors up the line and everything.
Back down to the lockers we go.
We had to open it and take everything out and move it to a different locker, BAH.
Whoops! Well... Betting you won't make
that mistake again!
They told us they were from Alabama and I asked if they drove here.
One of them replied “Yes, did you?”
We got our stuff from the locker… And Jamie’s phone was missing!
We freaked out because we realised he’d probably left it in the first locker when we moved everything, and that locker was now in use…
Thankfully a kind stranger had handed it in to the member of staff there!
Ugh I love people.
You'd think from all the negative news that there are no decent people left in the world. I prefer to think that the vast majority are better than that.
So what do you when you’re feeling motion-sick?
Ride Forbidden Journey, of course.
Logic.
Makes perfect sense.
I was looking around the shop while Jamie paid, when a guy stumbled out of the ride exit into the shop, PROJECTILE VOMITTED ALL OVER THE FLOOR, THEN RAN OFF.

You are kidding me! No way!!! Gross!!!!
I totally get the shock. Who paints their car camo?
I was worried meeting me and
@pkondz scared you away! It would be understandable!
@BibbitybobityLu That's what I thought I'd done to you
and Katie.
pkondz meets two lovely ladies from across the pond. Both never return to the DIS ever again.
We were really hungry so our first stop was ABC Commissary.
We both got the cheese and bacon burger.
We got one with fries, and one with broccoli, and shared.
I always hear “Disney fries are the best fries”, but really Disney broccoli is where it’s at.
It feels good to balance out all of the salty Disney food.
You guys are weird.
Didn't you know that ordering broccoli with burgers is a crime in some parts of North America?
Only place I know that celebrates defacing public property.
I spotted my beloved Backlot Tour, which made me sad because it’s now closed forever.
I had just experienced it at
Disneyland Paris though so IT’S FINE, I’M FINE.
Katie. You're not fine.
We got onto Star Tours and the rebel spy was sat RIGHT BEHIND ME.
I need my “I am the rebel spy” t shirt, WHY IS STAR TOURS SO CRUEL TO ME.
Middle row. 2nd from left.
Wishes she had something fun to do.

Wonderful shot of you! Going to get it framed?
On the way out Jamie was waving goodbye to inanimate objects, making fun of me for always saying things like “goodbye Tower of Terror”.
I really didn’t want to go to sleep tonight because tomorrow was our last full day, so we would be waking up to a Tragical Express notice hanging from our door.
I don't know why they do that. Leave us alone! We're sad enough!
As I’d anticipated, we woke up to this monstrosity.
ugh. horrid.
I ate some of my magical cookie bar from the Wilderness Lodge for breakfast and it was delicious.
Nope! Coconut. nope nope nope nope
Umm.... hang on.....
Nope.
Jamie’s cashier was very chirpy and enthusiastic, so he joked that she obviously had a crush on him.
He came to the conclusion that all of the CMs have a crush on him, because they all smile and wave at him all the time.
What if he's right?
This was so great, I’ve never had so much character interaction during a parade in my life!
A Beauty and the Beast dancer waved at me,
Elsa pointed to my side braid, and motioned that it was just like hers,
FLYNN RIDER BLEW ME A KISS.
And a bunch of characters came right up to us.
Nice! Glad you got some good interactions!
But my favourite was Captain Hook, who made a heart shape with his hand and pointed at me, so I did the same back to him, to which he kicked his leg out towards me.
Jamie said the kick was him rejecting my heart shape I made to him!
Well hello there!
and Jamie wanted to design some cars at the Test Track exit.
The boy may not pay attention... but he's not a quitter.
Yeah. That's a very cute shot of you guys.
I’d had it before, and I’d forgotten that this thing just doesn’t fit in my mouth

it’s very big.
Um... you post
that when Lu reads this?
Oh, I'll just say it.
That's what she said!
We stopped off at Club Cool for a Vegita Beta and a melon drink, then headed to the America pavilion for…
No Beverly?
Nice!
The show ended at about 7:20pm so we went back to Test Track, and Jamie got 226!
BUT SOMEONE HAD NOW GOT 230.

He can't win! Except...
And he managed to get 230, which replaced the older 230 on the big screen!
... he did! Good for him. Persistence pays off!
We stopped off at the lounge to get some diet coke and desserts.
Oxymoron.
The chocolate tart was my favourite!
Who doesn't like a nice tart?
But we were walking under the train station just as the Cinderella float was going by, and Jamie shouted,
“Drizella!!!”
and did the goofiest run into the Magic Kingdom you have ever seen.

Did he catch her?
We found a crossing in Frontierland by Splash Mountain that would take us to Adventureland, so we stood there and waited for the signal to cross from the CM.
Then I realised that the CM was
@courtneybelle !!
No way!
Too bad she didn't see you.
Our skipper told us he had a way of making a hippo leave us alone.
He said,
“This has worked with all of my ex-girlfriends…
I LOVE YOU! I’M READY FOR COMMITMENT!”
OMG, I was dying, it was so funny.
I love self-deprecating humour.
After the Jungle Cruise it was time for a NUTELLA WAFFLE from Sleepy Hollow.
This is definitely up there in my favourites.
Not favourite Disney desserts.
Just favourite things out of everything that exists in this world.
I'm not a fan of Nutella... but maybe I have to give this a chance.
Jamie got an ice cream cookie sandwich, it was ginormous!

And sooooo good.
Yay! But sadness for the last Wishes of the trip.
And sadness that there's no more Wishes.
A really enthusiastic CM was scanning magic bands, and she said to the young girl in front of us,
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLEN!!!”
To which little Ellen looked at her completely deadpan and said in the grumpiest tone,
“… It’s not my birthday.”
We burst out laughing, and thankfully so did the CM

Kids. Funny... and when injured, good for FPs.
\
Just smile and wave.
We were absolutely baffled by the magic mirror that turns into a door at the start.
HOW.
Isn't that thing cool!?!?
Our trip came to the absolute perfect ending when our very own Hymie was chosen to be a guard in the show!!!
Nice! Looks like he took the role seriously, too.
Then we went to meet Ariel!
She had A LOT to tell us!

She was dumbfounded that we use dinglehoppers to eat with, and she was grossed out when I warned her that we eat greasy food that she could be brushing into her hair
I trust she mentioned me. Right? Right????
We went back to our room and watched a 30 minute video on how the Enchanted Tales Mirror works

I should do the same. No idea how it works.
It’s our last morning waking up at Walt Disney World!!!
Everything is terrible.
The worst. Even worse when you have to wake up at 3am and leave right away.
Total suckage.
Nope. Not seeing them!
Every year the weather on leaving day reflects our mood.
MISERABLE.
Disney knows all.
We reluctantly left the room and reluctantly checked out downstairs.
You look pretty happy for reluctant. Pout more.
We’d missed our fastpass for Buzz earlier, but the CM at the fastpass kiosk rescheduled it for us, to right now!
That saved us a 25 minute line, WOO.
I had no idea they could do that. Very nice!
He would be leaving Walt Disney World in a blaze of glory today!!!
999,999!
All right Jamie! Way to go!
Classic.
We hadn’t seen the trolley show yet!
Still haven't seen it. And...
I know I always say how much I love everything, and everything is my favourite, but it all really is my favourite.
I LOVE the autumn trolley show.
... I do know how much you love it.
Two turkey sandwiches, one with fries and one with beans.
Why are we so boring.
I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT.

Why mess with it if it works?
The girl in front of us and the two boys in the front do not look like they’re having fun..!

And poor Jamie. Too terrified to look.
Jamie found his favourite bear in the Splash gift shop.
He had been cuddling this at the Wilderness Lodge too.
Please tell me you guys bought it.
Jamie was getting very warm and appreciated being able to sit down in this rocking chair 
He looks a trifle.... burned out.
Here’s the one I have! It's from 1963, and I found it in an old second hand book shop in a tiny town near my house when I was about 7 years old.
That is seriously cool. Nice find!
We got the boat back to the Poly, and our captain was hilarious!
He kept saying things like,
“Ladies and Gentlemen, we will be arriving at Disney Springs in approximately 45 minutes.”
And
“We are about to dock at Art of Animation and Pop Century resorts.”
Thankfully there didn’t seem to be any panicked first time visitors on the boat!
We got off the boat and walked around to the Luau cove, since we hadn’t ventured round there yet
What?!?!? You waited
this long???? What is
wrong with you???
Then we went to sit on the quiet beach.
There were some pretty trees around there!
Which Katie, in her despondency, chopped down with her bare hands.
So I got up to take his picture, and he just sat there like this…
Perfectly normal at this sad time.
I wandered in and out taking some final photos.
There's that word. "final"
boo.
We had a lot of luggage! I'll admit most of it was mine.
He just had the backpack, right?
It was very sad.
I always cry on the Magical Express back to the airport.
I just sat there quietly watching the video.
SADNESS.
Our plane was delayed a little, so we shared a vanilla bean frap and found a seat by our gate.
The only thing I get at Starbucks!
Ask for it "double blended" and you don't get the big ice chunks that don't fit in the straw.
It was a very turbulent flight!
A woman had to come up to premium economy and sit with an oxygen mask for a while!
Whoa. No one was hurt, though, I hope?
“Oh, I know someone from there. IT’S A SMALL WORLD.”

Dude. Now is
not the time.
Stan was so excited to see me he jumped at me as I walked through the door and crashed into my face, splitting my lip!!!
Even though I was bleeding, it was a very cute welcome home!!
Ouch! But... dogs are the best.
He was even holding it like an ice cream!
Thanks for a wonderful report, Katie!
On to the next one!!